Twat: You know, you are what you eat.
Me: Well, I guess that explains why you're such a dick.
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Comebacks 101
General Fiction(Except there's more) Here is a book of comebacks, for you to use daily. Welcome to the slay squad. Brought to you by the Slay Queen (hello). Comebacks for the mighty fine only, and accompanied by a little picture Achievements: Reached the title! #...
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Twat: You know, you are what you eat.
Me: Well, I guess that explains why you're such a dick.