seketika jantung gue berhenti berdetak. tubuh gue menegang. alirah darah gue berhenti. badan gue gemeteran. dada gue sesek.
ternyata gue lagi kontraksi.
eh bukan deng
pada saat bersamaan juga, gue gak bisa bereaksi apa-apa,
sumpah
gue kaget.
pandangan mata gue gak bisa lepas dari notifications satu ini,
@Calum5SOS is now following you
gue langsung menuruni tangga rumah iyel dengan terburu-buru. di ruang makan gue bisa ngeliat gabriel lagi makan.
"mau kemana lu, tumben gak ngerepotin." ujar iyel setengah bercanda setengah serius saat ngeliat gue keluar dari kamar dengan terburu-buru.
"eh woi anjing gue difOLLOW CALUM WOI ANJING GUE CABUT DULU YA." gue berteriak dengan panik dan rasanya gue pengen histeris saat itu juga. gue lari sprint ke rumah gue.
"MAAAA ASTAGFIRULLAH MA TAMPAR AKU MA YA ALLAH!!!!!!" gue histeris di depan mama sesaat setelah sampe di depan rumah, reaksi mama cuma kebingungan dan benar-benar nampar gue.
PLAK
beneran ditampar dong gue.
"YA ALLAH SAKIT MA!" gue teriak dan melanjutkan langkah gue untuk masuk ke kamar.
"LAH KAN TADI MAMA DISURUH NAMPAR KAMU??" mama ngejawab setelah gue udah masuk kamar, mungkin baru nyadar apa yang baru saja ia lakukan ke anaknya.
gue gak menggubris ataupun membalas teriakan mama, gue langsung membuka laptop gue dan ngecek twitter.
cuy
serius
seorang calum thomas freaking hood idola gue zeta binti zulkarnain, ngefollow gue.
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ANJING GUA SALAH APA ANJING DEMI APA ANHSG
gue ngecheck account nya calum, dan kali ini, yang follow gue benar-benar @Calum5SOS.
asu
tolong gue mau nangis
seketika notifications gue banjir dengan ucapan selamat dan banyak pula yang ngefollow gue, tapi gue gak peduli dengan penuh nya notif gue. gue kembali teriak di dalam dekapan bantal, agar teriakan gue tidak terdengar terlalu keras dan mengganggu tetangga sekitar.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!"
gue gapercaya sumpah ini tuh astagajshcigbfiyvbrybdgkubuygbdvhgvmyfhrgv. astagfirullah sumpah gua gapercaya, ah elah ya lo pikirin aja njing, mana mungkin calum follow gua.
@holymuke :
u didnt follow me
1.46 p.m.
@holymuke :
the internet is lying to me
1.46 p.m.
@holymuke :
i pinched myself
1.46 p.m.
@holymuke :
hOLY SHIT
1.46 p.m.
@holymuke :
I CANT BELIEVE IT HAPPENED
1.46 p.m.
@holymuke :
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1.47 p.m.
untuk kesekian kalinya, gue ngecheck lagi account nya calum dan ya, ia benar-benar follow gua.
HEHEHEHEJSINSSNNSMAKNHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHWTFCUTFEDKEWTVVCJGSVAGAKYFGAFBVMCFYGYFGBRFYGRYFUGVARFKUYGCFYKGYKURFGYUACFGUKYARFGURFUKYARFUYFRKUYEFVEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHWTFCUTFEDKEWTVVCJGSVAGAKYFGAFBVMCFYGYFGBRFYGRYFUGVARFKUYGCFYKGYKURFGYUACFGUKYARFGURFUKYARFUYFRKUYEFVEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
tanpa basa-basi, gue ngedm si calum dan langsung memborbardir direct message nya.
@holymuke : CAKUM WHST THXE FUCK
@holymuke : OMG
@holymuke : DID YPU JUST FUCKING FOLLOE ME
@holymuke : THANK YOU SO MUCXH CALUM
@holymuke : FUCKING DEAD RIGHT NOW
@holymuke : bangsat anjing bangsat anjing
@holymuke : OMF JTS REAL IM IN DM WITH YOU
@holymuke : IS THIS REAL LIFE
@holymuke : NGAPAIN LU BEGO LU FOLLOW GUE
@holymuke : bangsat mati guA
@holymuke : FUCKYGCFUYGWRBCFYGUWRGCFBWYUG
@holymuke : holy shit calum i love you thankyou for following me
@holymuke : i think i just peed a little
