Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
FireBreathingDude: OH YES I WILL!!!
Gandalf: ALL HAIL NO!!! U LITTLE MIDGET, YOU WILL NOT PASS THIS FREAKIN BRIDGE
FireBreathingDude: I won't listen to ur stupid comments! CHARGE!!!
Gandalf: NAhh, nevermind, I brought a beach chair. I'll sit on it and drink lemonade and chill.
FireBreathingDude: SHAD UP! ARGGG! YAHHH!!! You won't be drinking that drink soon or later! HERE I COME!
Gandalf: Stupid! U know that ur fat ass will break that teensy weesy little bridge? ARE U AN IDIOT or something?
FireBreathingDude: YARRR!!!!
*crack* *creak* *snap!* *BOOM!*
Gandalf: that fat ass is stupid. I see. (slurp)
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