Yo mama so fat, I took a picture last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so ugly she went to a ugly contest and the judge said: "No professionals"
Yo mama so fat when she got on a scale, the scale said: "I need your weight, not your phone number"
Yo mama so fat and old, when God said: "Let there be light", he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang: "we are a family, even though your fatter than me."
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