miss you • calum hood •

february 13

calum: 6:00pm online
isabella: 6:00am offline

cal(endar): wake up shithead

cal(endar): wake the fuck up

cal(endar): my friends are ignoring my annoying ass so pls answer me

isabella: 6:01am online

bb: that's the only thing u'll ever get right

cal(endar): what

bb: that ure one of the most annoying asses in the ass world

cal(endar): i never said i was the most annoying, i just said i had an annoying ass

cal(endar): plus I wouldn't mind living in the ass world

cal(endar): wink wink

bb: keep on winking and u won't be able to see the sunshine tomorrow

cal(endar): well duh, im probs still asleep when the sun shines

bb: fine, i'll stick a cactus up ur ass where the sun don't shine

cal(endar): u horrible horrible human

bb: eh

cal(endar): heLLO

bb: calum we just had a conversation why are u saying hello

bb: actually nvrm, we never even bother to greet each other

cal(endar): oh calum went to take a shit, this is michael :D

bb: ohh, hi michael !!

bb: how's my lil bean doing

cal(endar): im good wbu peanut

bb: pretty lifeless since calum woke me up

cal(endar): how rude of him :(

bb: ik he's the worst, could u hit him for me

cal(endar): ive been waiting for this all my life bella. thank u

bb: ur most welcome

bb: is it just u and calum there or

cal(endar): nah, luke and ash are r here

cal(endar): oh shit cALum's coming bA

bb: what's ba

bb: michael why did u not finish ur word

cal(endar): well mikey's a dick

bb: aw what's wrong puppyy

cal(endar): well he took my phone when i went to the toilet and he hit me for no reason :<