miss you • calum hood •

january 4

[edited!]
calum: 7:00am offline
isabella: 7:00pm online

bell: calum thomas hood

bell: wake up

calum: 7:02 online

calcium: isabella maria johnson

calcium: shut up

bell: omg the sleeping beauty is awake1!1!!¡¡1

calcium: u realise that youre the one with the beast right bell?

bell: um excuse u

bell: but her name is belle, not bella

calcium: i named u bell in my contacts

bell: oh right

bell: it's still not belle

calcium: whatever i want to go back to sleep u meanie :-----(

bell: doNt gO bAck tO sLeeP yOu hAvE sChOol diPshiT

calcium: let me ask the magical shell if i give any fucks

calcium: 🐚no

bell: calum istg if u dont get up and get ready i will fly all the way to florida and kick ur ass

calcium: maybe u should fly all the way to florida and cuddle with me

bell: stOooOoooOooOoOp

calcium: no

bell: fuck u

calcium: maybe when i come back to australia bb

bell: cAlUm stop it u dirty dirty boy

calcium: all for u bbg

bell: youre so gross

calcium: u never appreciate me D:

bell: nO im sRs u stink u smell like the milk tht got expired i threw away

calcium: but youre like

calcium: across the world how tf???

bell: i hve v v sensitive nose now go bathe u stanky boy

calcium: fine:( but i'm just bathing bc u told me to, i'm not going to schl

bell: yes u are shut up hoe

calcium: i shouldve named u bitch in my contacts

bell: and i shouldve named u cunt in mine

calcium: u suck