Relationships?? Chocolate?? - E

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Hey It's E, and I've known the author of this story since I was 8 months old. There's this weird thing in life we call "relationships" and it's very strange. I don't have many (stupid anxiety) and sometimes relationships fail. So one day I asked myself...

WHY THE **** DO RELATIONSHIPS HAVE TO BE SO HARD/EXIST???

And then I had a mental breakdown... And I asked myself...

Why does chocolate fix everything?

I might be wasting your time, but the valedictorian of MCDS 2016 said chocolate was her secret weapon.

So, to sum up my points....

EAT CHOCOLATE.
FORGET RELATIONSHIPS.
LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN CHOCOLATE HAPPINESS.

P.S. Follow phaniscoolest !!!!!1!!1!

P.p.s that was my friend E.....

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