Iyona: I'm free *does happy dance*
Ed: yaayy now we can stay up late and talk about boys
Iyona: yes and we can talk shit about those stupid girls in our class
Ed: have you seen Becky's new boyfriend like omg she's such a whore *girly tone*
Iyona: yeah omg and Tiffany her so called best friend is a whore too
Ed: she's such a bitch
Iyona: omg i hate her
Ed: we need help
Iyona: no we're perfectly fine
Ed: lol that was really funny
Iyona: ikr
Ed: yeah so wyd
Iyona: in the car going home with my girlfriend
Ed: you're gay?
Iyona: yep got a problem with that?
Ed: nope its just kinda weird
Iyona: how ?
Ed: because i bet all you ever do is talk about ed in dirty ways
Iyona: true but that doesn't mean i cant be gay
Iyona: I'm just kidding I'm not gay
Ed: 😑
Iyona: lol
Ed: what would you do if i was gay?
Iyona: honey I'd fuck you if you're gay 😏😏😏
Ed: well damn 😏😏
Iyona: when i get home I'm taking a bath in holy water
Ed: can i join? i need holy water too
Iyona: no go get your own
Ed: 😞😞
Iyona: don't look at me with those eyes
Ed: then what should i look at you with?
Iyona: stop trying to be smart
Ed: lol 😝
Iyona: i hate you
Ed: no you don't
Iyona: 😡😡😡😡
Ed: i gtg bye
Iyona: peace mah brotha
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The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran
أدب الهواةUnknown number- do you know the muffin man? Me- everyone one knows the muffin man A story in which a girl gets a message from an unknown number but didn't know it was her favourite artist. Please note that this book is fictional ALL RIGHTS RESERVED...
