The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

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Iyona: hi :)

Ed: OMG you're alive

Iyona: why wouldn't I be?

Ed: you haven't texted me in three days

Iyona: did you miss me ;)

Ed: of course I did

Iyona: awww I missed you too

Ed: what happened ?

Iyona: I ran into a door because my bean scared me then I had an asthma attack and when I found my inhaler it was finished so she had to drive me to the hospital

Ed: OMG are you OK?

Iyona: yeah I feel a bit better although I had to sleep on like six pillows Lol

Ed: my poor alien friend :( how come you never told me you we're asthmatic?

Iyona: it's not that important

Ed: yes it is you're my alien friend

Iyona: you're too sweet :)

Ed: *blushes *

Iyona: Lol smh

Ed: I have a joke

Iyona: OK

Ed: why did the dog jump in the fire?

Iyona: I know this because he wanted to become a hot dog

Ed: you're suppose to say "why" smh

Iyona: sorry

Iyona: why?

Ed: because he wanted to become a hot dog

Iyona: that was so funny I just forgot to laugh

Ed: I'll make a good joke one day and you'll laugh so hard

Iyona: I'll be waiting

Ed: do you think we'll ever meet

Iyona: do you want us to meet ?

Ed: of course so we can finally know how each other looks

Iyona: just so let me warn you all I'll talk about is Ed sheeran so be aware

Ed: that's fine with me

Iyona: :) if we meet make sure to wear something to show your ass ;)

Ed: I'll be showing up in a thong made out of bacon

Iyona: and I'll take them off and make a sandwich

Ed: make sure to share

Iyona: I will :)

Ed: so did you really miss me ;)

Iyona: sigh don't let it get to your head

Ed: can't promise you that

Iyona: smh Lol OK I gtg my grandma needs me

Ed: OK bye x

Iyona: bye x  

I'm going to start asking questions

Q: favourite colour(s)

A: mine are blue or any pastel colour

Sheerio tits ✌✌