The Drunk Text||Ed Sheeran

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Ed: my arm hurts

Iyona: why are you telling me this?

Ed: help me i cant lie down

Iyona: just don't lie on that side

Ed: thanks feels better

Iyona: I'm going to be a good doctor one day

Ed: yes and you can cure me for free

Iyona: bitch please ill charge you 5£

Ed: i thought you were my alien buddy :(

Iyona: I am  but i need the money ill save it for an Ed Sheeran concert

Ed: ill find someone to cure me for free then

Iyona: good luck with that 🍀🍀

Ed: what are you studying in college?

Iyona: the sciences i want to become a vet

Ed: that's so cool most people these days want to become singers or actors/actresses

Iyona: true i wanted to be a doctor but for animals you don't hear people say that often

Ed: awwww your so nice

Iyona: you're*** your English is shit and to say you're British

Ed: YOU'RE British too stop acting as if you don't make typos

Iyona: I'm not British

Ed: I'm confused

Iyona: I'm actually Jamaican

Ed: no shiz

Iyona: yes shiz

Ed: so why are you here in England?

Iyona: to finish studying to become a vet

Ed: that's so freaking amazing

Iyona: yeah i guess so

Ed: do you have an accent?

Iyona: i knew you were going to ask me that

Ed: how?

Iyona: that's the first thing people always do and its the first thing they notice when i speak

Ed: that's because Jamaican accents are amazing

Iyona: eh i guess so

Ed: I'm bored

Iyona: not my problem

Ed: :((((

Iyona: go to sleep

Ed: come to think of it I actually need a nap

Iyona: OK then good nap

Ed: thanks bye x

Iyona: bye x

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