Barack Obama x William Shakespeare

Chapter Two: William

(Goblin)

"One must look one's best for any occasion, even if it is to only visit the 99 cent store."

I mutter to oneself. I must look presentable even in the most mundane activities. My outfit is a mixture of my native clothing and this time period's tacky clothes, however I do have to admit that I do look quite fabulous.

Everything shalt be quite alright, no one shall notice that I am, indeed, William Shakespeare, no one has noticed thus far and no one will notice today, I reassure myself. Yes, William Shakespeare, you read that correctly. I ,like many other celebrities, am immortal. Such examples of these immortal humans are:

Michael Jackson, Keanu Reeves, Conan O'brian, Elijah Wood (Frodo) and John Cena.

As I stroll through the crowds, many give me a strange look, they simply must not understand fashion. Strange. One could swear they saw a familiar face... All this new fangled technology must be turning the eye square...

The 99 cent store