so this bitch was like reacting to the 1975 aka my papis and like she was like "they wannabe indie" i said. BITCH HOLD MY EARINGGGSSSS!!! ima quote myself okay "they weren't cool when indie was cool". i know right i came up with that myself. i feel so smart. but dead up they werent cool when indie was cool and being hipster was cool. AND BELIEVE ME I WOULD KNOWWWWW. Cause once upon a time not long ago i was a hoe. just kidding. like 5 or maybe 4 years ago i wanted to be a little white hipster bitch so bad.like i had long ass hair and i wouldn't wash it and shit and i would wear beanies and flower crowns and. and i used to take pictures with my hand covering my face. YES I DID THAT BITCH IM NOT PROUD. but like i wore glasses with ought prescription. dead up like those wannabe hipster ray bans and shit and like now that I'm blind and i have 15/20 vision, and i actuallly need glasses now they aren't cool. BUT ANYWAYS THE ARCTIC MONKEYS USED TO THE GO TO IM HIPSTER BAND. that and like twenty one pilots and like marina and the diamonds and paramore and all time low. bitch i knew my shit.. BUT WHENEVER I WOULD BRING UP THE 1975 TO MY INDIE HIPSTER CLIQUE NOONE WOULD KNOW WHO THEY WHERE. AND THEN THERE WOULD BE THAT ONE BITCH LIKE "yeah i know matty healy" OH FUCK NO BITCH DO YOU NOT KNOW RASS OR ADAM OR GEORGE TF IS U. but i had known them before when they were talk down and drive like i do and you and me verses them. but like when they became the 1975 i was like whut, who dis hello. ANYWAYS ALL THOSE LIL WANNABE HIPSTER HOES FROM 2010 AND 2009 WOULD SAY THAT MY FATHER MATTY WAS UGLY AND NOW THEY ALL UP IN HIS CLIT LIKE THEY UP IN HIS SMALL INTESTINE WHEN THEY USED TO SAY HE WAS UGLY. YKNOW WHAT THOUGH IMA BE A REAL HIPSTER BITCH AND NOT LIKE THE 1975 ANYMORE SINCE THEY POPULAR NOW. jk i can't I'm addicted sorry. but like I'm not gonaa be that one bitch like "OMG LIKE U ONLY KNOW THE SOUND AND LOVE ME UR A FAKE FAN LIKE IF U ONLY KNOW CHOCOLATE THEN U FAKE FAN BOO GO AWAY LEAVE TIMOTHY ALONE" like nah thats not me. but i am mad that they are getting popular. like with one direction it was like they were always famous in a sense. and like with like the vamps they were famous for like 2 minutes and like 5 seconds of summer they not the shit like i wasnt even ass deep into them. BUT WITH MY DADDIES LIKE THEY WERE MY FIRST BAND CRUSHES AND I WANTED ADAM SO BAD AND I WAS THERE FROM, OKAY NOT DAY ONE CAUSE I DONT LIVE IN MANCHESTER BUT STILL FROM A LONG TIME AGO AND NOW ALL THESE DICK EATERS ARE ON MATTYS DICK AND LIKE I WANNA PUNCH ALL OF THEM . but anyways i love marty and i love chicharrones and i just ate like a whole bag and my stomach hurts. long ass chapter.
