Jeff: Sooo umm... Looks like stuff is heating up behind the camera...
Ben: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LIKE YOUR FATHER THE DRUGGY"! I AINT NO DRUGGY BRUH! *sniffles mah coke*
LJ: *facepalm*
Me: DERHERDERDER
Jeff: Everybody has been rampaging to the author so... She wants me to go around and uh... I dunno, narrate what happens around here?
Kitten: JEFF! JEFF! Tell Jack that I'm the main character! He says he is! *crosses arms like a kid*
Jeff: Jack, she's the main character.
EJ: BUUUUUUT IM IN THE TITLE!!!!
Kitten: SO AM I!
Jeff: Moving on...
CameraMan: Pfffffft teh teh teh
Jeff: What is it? ._.
CameraMan: PFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAFJVMSMEKVHAHAHAS
Jeff: WHAT. IS. SO. FUNNY?
CameraMan: HEBCCNAN HAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahhahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!
Jeff: *le throw camera to ground* WHAT?
Director: You.. You have a "KICK ME." sign on your back... .-.
Jeff: Oh.. HAHAHASHAA KITTEN YU SO DEAD GURLY c:
Crew: ....
Jeff: Anyways let's go to ze big room of wonders! SLENDYZ ROOM!!! *throws open the door* SLENDERMAN! TE CAMERAS ARE HERE!
Slendy: No! No! Not right no-
Sally: Then what happened to Princess Penelope? Did she marry the tall pale man?
Crew+Jeff: pffft! THEN WHAT HAPPENED SLENDY???!
Slendy: ._______.
Jeff: Ahaaa so while Slendy is busy we might as well go visit my favorite of all animals!! Maybe of mammals as well! SMILE!!!
Crew: *flippin da fuk out*
Smile: Garruff. c:
Crew: *goes screaming away*
Jeff: .__.
-a while later, after catching the camera crew-
Jeff: ok *pant* n-now let's go *pant* visit Kit- Kitten...
Kitten: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
Jeff: ...
Crew: ...
EJ: *jumps out in a fox costume* RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING!
RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING!
Jeff: AHHH EJ! WHATZ UP WITH THE COSTUMES MAHN! THEY SHOULDN'T BE SO DESCRIPTIVE WITH IT! WHY COULDNT YOU GET A FEMALE FOX COSTUME?!?!
EJ: .__.
Jeff: -.-
EJ: .__.
Jeff: -.-
EJ: cuz den it wouldn't be sexy .__.
Jeff: *flip a damn table*
Kitten: He ain't lyin :3
Jeff: *flip a damn house*
EJ: *pelvic thrust*
Jeff: *FLIP A DAMN UNIVERSE AND WALK AWAY*
Ben: Do foxes make noise?
Jen: Yeah, kinda like a chicken..
Jeff: No! They're in the dog family, it's like a bark.
Ben: I want a fix .___.
Jeff: You. Don't. Get. One.
Ben: WHY NOOOOT????
EJ: *in the distance* A-WOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOO *completely auto tuned*
Everyone: PFFFTTTT XD
Jeff: mmkay, so author says we have to introduce one of the fans. OH! And speaking of fans, we are losing them! Author is saying we need more Readers >.< We're losing them quicker than the chappys end (pfft book joke, lame)
Me: JEFF! SHADDUP!
Jeff: so the Reader today is-
xXLaughing_JackxX: *tackles LJ* MINE!
LJ: ERMERGERD KITTEN HELP!
Kitten: *huffs and turns around* no you meanie.
xXLaughing_JackxX: *drags him to le bedroom* HAHAHAHA
LJ: Maybe this won't be too- ERMERGERD SHEZ GOT A WHIP!
Ben: GET SOME!
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Kitten and Yarn. (Eyeless Jack, Sequel.)
Romance***SEQUEL TO CYBER LOVE, BEN DROWNED*** Kitten, deaf child of Ben Drowned and Jenevee Lynn. Her mother was thought to have died in birth and Kitten was created. Jack was always interested in the baby, while she was still in her mothers stomach, and...
