Never thought this would happen?(Muke)

Chapter 12

(Michaels pov)

"What are we singing?" Ashton said, getting the box out of the closet. "Year 3000." Luke said. Everyone nodded, and I started the video.

"Hey guys, it's Calum. We are singing Year 3000, so I hope you like." We all smiled, and started singing.

When the song ended, I had the biggest smile. Luke stopped the video, and we all started to put our instruments away.

"That was soooo much fun!" I said, jumping a little. "Why are you so happy Mikey?" Ashton said laughing. "I really don't know, just am!" I said.

An hour or so went by, and Ashton and Calum left. "Hey Luke." I went up behind Luke, and whispered in his ear. "They left." I said, remembering what I said earlier. "How about," Luke turned around and put his fingers through the loops on my jeans. "We go to Denny's, then come back and have sex."

"Fine." I said, kissing Luke. We walked out of the room. The time being, 7:30, we walk into the kitchen. A note was on the table, and it wrote:

"Boys, we went out for the night. Won't be back until late. I left the keys on the counter for any emergencies. Love you guys!

Liz."

We picked up the keys, and went out to the car. We got in the car, and sat down. Smelling a weird smell, I started the car and drove off.

"Okay Mikey, did you fart? It smells like shit in here." I started laughing, and shook my headed from side to side. "No, it smelt like this when we got in here." Luke nodded, and grabbed my free hand.

When we arrived at Denny's it was packed. And when I say packed I say people were parking at the gas station across the street to go. "Want to go somewhere else?" I asked.

"No, I want here." Luke said, pouting. "Well, what do you want to do while we wait?" I knew Luke would think of something stupid. We have such a small town, and there's like nothing to do.

"Want to go to Walmart?" See I told you. "What the hell are we suppose to do at Walmart?" I said, driving to Walmart anyway. "We can just be stupid! If we had more of us, we could play hide n' seek. But since it's just us, lets ride the bikes, and hand out One Direction magazines to everyone."

"Oh Luke. It has to be better than that. That's weak." I turned into the Walmart parking lot, and went up and down the aisles. I found a spot pretty close to the door and parked.

We got out of the car, locked hands once again, and went into the store.

"Got it." I looked at him. "Okay, now I know you said the first thing was weak. But lets start small. How about we go to the lady's department and we split up. Ill pretend I'm looking at underwear, and you pretend your looking at bras. Okay now, ill ask to try on the underwear, and I strip naked and put the underwear on. Ill come out of the dressing room, in just the underwear, and you come over and start being sexual with me and we'll freak the lady out." I smiled.

Smart kid that one is. "Alright lets split up now. Ill go straight to the girls, and you come the long way." I said pointing to the other side. Luke nodded. I walked straight to the department, and went to the bras. The bras and underwear were in the same aisle.

This honestly makes me feel uncomfortable, being gay and all. But it's to laugh my head off, so what the hell. There was an old lady at the counter, probably her late 60s.

I started to look at the different sizes, hoping Luke would get here soon.

Soon enough, Luke comes in. He struts past me, giving me a flirty wink.

"OMG, this underwear is SOOOO cute. Like OMG wears your dressing room so I can try this on." Luke says to the old lady.

"Sir those are girls undergarments." She said. Oh no, he's gunna get very sassy. "EXCUSE ME. I wear lady "undergarments" ALLLL the time. It's my thing, now um. Dressing room?" He said, hands on his hips. She unlocked the one farthest from her and he went in.

The old women looked at me. "I don't suppose you wear lady undergarments as well?" I stuck my finger out, along with my hip, and said, "Oh geez you caught me!"

Luke came out. OH MY GOD, there pink with a huge rainbow on them. "Does my ass look fat?! Oh goodness." He said, turning so she could see. This is where I come in.

I walked over to him. I looked at his ass and said, "Mmm honey your ass looks great!" I then slapped it, where he giggled. "Oh, thank you." He said, blushing.

I grabbed his waist and started kissing him, roughly, to freak the old women out. She just stood there. I pulled back, "Oh dear, I don't even know your name!" I said.

We separated, and he nodded saying, go somewhere else. I nodded back. He yelled as I walked away, "Ashton Irwin!" I laughed so hard when I was in the whole other department.

I texted him and said in the kitchen department, and he came about a minute after. "NEVER will that happen again!" We laughed for as long as I can remember.

"What now?" I said. "I don't know, wanna go buy tampons?" I nodded, and thought of something better. "How about we buy a lot of girl products?" Luke nodded, and laughed.

We went throughout the store, picking up makeup and shirts, skirts, dresses, Girly sunglasses, and anything girl that was cheap. We got everything Luke's mom would like, and just thought we'd get it for her.

When we were finished we went to an aisle, and put our stuff on the counter. Luke was looking at the Chapstick, and threw it up on the checkout. I pretended I didn't want him too and started to yell.

"God, Jessica, seriously. I don't want to pay for your damn Chapstick." I said, in an girl voice. "God dammit, Alyssa, IT'S AN EGG!" He said it an a Girly voice also.

"Um, sir, that'll be $25.67." I turned around and pretended I was pissed she called me sir. "IM A GIRL!" I said in a slightly girl voice. "Sorry."

I handed her money, and picked up all the bags. Luke helped with the bags, and we strutted away. "GOD, SOME PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOO RUDE." I said, loud so the cashier could hear us.

We went out to the car, the time being 8:45. "We're so fucking stupid Luke. God, I love us." I said, leaning over kissing Luke.

I drove to Denny's and it looked packed still, but there was a lot of parking places. I pulled into one, and we got out. When we walked in, there was no seats on the nonsmoking open.

The women placed us at a booth on the smoking side, and we sat down across from each other. "Your waiter will be here any second." She left and immediately, there was our waiter.

"Hello, ill be your waitress today. I'm Angie. What would you like to drink?" She said smiling. "I would like a Dr. Pepper, and he wants," I said pointing at Luke, he finished the sentence and said, "Same please." She nodded and went to go get the drinks.

"What are you gunna get?" Luke said, looking at the menu. "Um, I was thinking the cheese sticks and fries. How about you?" I looked at Luke, and saw him looking through the many choices, and he pointed at one.

"I'm gunna get the chicken strips and fries." I nodded and he put the menu at the end of the table. I did the same, and we waited for the waitress.

"What do you wanna do this weekend?" Luke said. "I don't know, let's see what Ashton and Calum are doing,we can just join them in whatever there doing." I started laughing and so did Luke.

The waitress brought of drinks to us and then we ordered. We had pointless conversations, about songs we could do covers of, or what color I should dye my hair next, or if we should go shopping this weekend. Or if we just lay in bed and watch Netflix all day.

All of it was fine with me as long as we were together.

---------------------------------------------

Please don't kill me.. I know I said smut, but I felt bad because I kept putting off writing.. And like I've been in a big Larry (Harry and Louis) mood lately, and I don't feel like writing smut. But maybe just maybe, if I get 5 votes, and 5 comments, ill write the next chapter completely smut. And it will be good smut I promise.

But this chapter was to show you there relationship more :-) but I love you, 5sos loves, have a wonderful day :)