Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word

Chapter 9 - Monkey's Day

Hayley's POV

"How about some flour?"

"That would be great. Okay, stop trying to carry it like its a dumbbell and put in on the cart"

"I've been working out lately you know"

"No wonder"

"No wonder what?"

"You're carrying a piece of paper"

"Shut up Hay! Now what do we still need?"

"Eggs! Of course"

"Oh yeah. Okay, lets find it."

Tina and I planned on throwing him eggs and flour when he wakes up. We do this every year and Im sure he expects it anyways. Hmm, how about some Hammer? I asked Tina

"What for?"

"For the jerk ass last last night"

"If killing wasn't a crime I'd be happy to do it right now"

"Ohh, how about some jam?"

"Nah, how about some soda?"

"Uh, that's just lame. I've got an idea! Cooking oil too!"

"You're really a devil Hay and I like that idea of yours. Lets invite Tasha and Rex! She squeaked"

"Im sure Ryan wants us three to bond. Just us three."

I made the word three clear for her. She agreed and we decided to pay the things we just bought. She was excited but it all changed when she saw the effing jerk Matt. She seemed hurt when Matt saw her and just walked away. Im really gonna MATTsacre that ass. I grabbed Tina's hand and told her not to mind him. I went to Matt and his girl and thought of giving her a little bit of crap.

"Hey Matt hmmm, and you are?"

"Stacy. She gave me the look"

"Oh, you know what Stacy? Im sure Matt is lucky to have you. You know why? Come on, just ask why."

"Why? Matt curiously asked"

"Because your fiancé has teeth like stars. So yellow and distant from each other. And before you start to touch me, check the teeth."

Matt grabbed his fiancé since she was trying to make a mess. Well, that's what happens when someone tries to hurt my best friends. And only my best friends could make fun of each other. I asked Tina if she was okay that made her laugh. She hugged me for that spectacular line that I just gave the bitch. Im glad that after every thing that she has been through, I've manage to make her smile. Now, I hopped into her car as she drove all the way to Ryan's house. We passed through the back door where the spare keys were. So we began to scatter all the broken eggs outside his room. Made some trap like whenever he tries to open the door, flour gets into his face and when he meets us, he gets to drink some cooking oil which was really making me want to barf. This is gonna be a fun day.

Why is he still not awake? Im already kind of sleepy in here. Tina saw a paper on the floor that made her come to me. I asked her worriedly since she was panting. I took the paper and read it

"To Tina and Hayley,

I've been diagnosed for tumor. Brain tumor to be exact. I just want you guys to know that I will always love you guys. I know I wont be able to protect you guys already but I hope you guys could find that one special person who will protect you like how I do. Just please don't visit me here in the hospital because I cant bare seeing you guys with my condition now.

Your Handsome Buddy,

Ryan

I sat down in the sofa not knowing what to do. Why didn't he tell us? This guy is really so unfair. Wait, don't visit? And "your handsome?" This is guy is never like this. I got my ass out of the couch and went to the kitchen and felt the utensils move. You've got to be kidding me. I got the cooking oil while Tina was over reacting. Obviously, he was on his way to hide on the attic. I got out of the house and climbed up near the window that the room had. Ha! I saw him trying to hide from me near the door. What a gay Ryan. Plan fail Ry! I made a horrible sound that made him scared. Ha! Scaredy cat! I got down and ran towards the place he was planning to hide. I was getting ready with the cooking oil I just brought and bam! My planned worked. Good job Hayley!