Danganronpa Crack Ships

Teruteru x a spatula

A/N This is gonna be really freaking weird so read at your own risk

Teruteru's POV~

It had been a few days since everyone arrived on the island. I was surrounded by so many hot girls, however, none of them would return my affections. They just thought of me as a pervert.
This is how it always was, even back home. I could never get a girl to love me. I figured that I would be forever alone... Until I found my lucky spatula.
I've had this spatula ever since I was 12. It's gotten me through some tough times. Whenever I would get rejected I would just lock myself in my room and have fun times with my spatula. I don't know what I would've done without it. Luckily, I had my spatula here with me in the island.
Everyone was off doing their own thing while I was in the kitchen at the hotel restaurant. I was super bored. I looked over at the counter and saw my lucky spatula. I knew just what to do about this boredom.
I looked around the room and saw a surveillance camera. I didn't care if Monokuma saw what I was about to do. As long as I was with my spatula I didn't care about anything. I pulled down my pants and rubbed my spatula against my dick. I loved the feeling of it touching me. I licked up and down the spatula and when I was done I positioned it at my butthole.
     Just as I was about to push it in, Monokuma appeared out of no where.
     "JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" he screamed.
     "LEAVE US ALONE MONOKUMA." I shouted back at him. "YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE
   All of a sudden Hajime, who had heard our yelling, came running in.
     "Is everything ok? I heard yelli- WHAT THE FUCK?!?"
     I was desperate to escape the awkward situation I was in so I threw a pan at Hajime, knocking him out. Then I threw an apron at Monokuma and ran. I ran all the way to my cabin and locked myself inside.
     "Are you ok Fifi?" I asked my spatula , concerned.
     Of course the spatula didn't reply back. It was a spatula. But I loved it anyway.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What the hell did I just write? I'll start on the request soon. Also I'm super sorry about this. Wtf is even wrong with me