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Nagito x Hajime's ahoge

     Nagito paced around in his cabin. He couldn't stop thinking about Hajime's ahoge. It was so beautiful and perfect. How could Hajime have such a perfect ahoge if he was just a plain old reserve course student? It just didn't make sense. Nagito couldn't get it off of his mind. He had to have it for himself.
     Nagito had made up his mind. He was going to steal the ahoge. He waited until night time, when everyone was asleep. Silently, he slipped out of his cabin and started sneaking towards Hajime's cabin. Nagito pressed his ear against the door and heard Hinata snoring softly. Perfect.
Nagito tried to open the door, but it was locked. Luckily,(pun intended) he had brought his handy dandy lock pick with him. Once he was in the cabin he tiptoed over to Hajime's bed.
He pulled the blankets back slightly and revealed the erect hair boner. Nagito stroked it carefully as to not wake Hinata. Nagito pulled out his lucky knife and sliced off the ahoge.
Nagito started to panic. Once he cut the ahoge off of Hajime's head, it started to fall apart. He frantically tried to put it back together but his efforts just resulted in hair getting all over Hajime's bed. The one he loved was gone. The perfect ahoge was no more.
Nagito left the cabin in a hurry and went back into his own cabin. He hid his knife under his bed and then went to sleep.

~~~The Next Day ~~~

Nagito awoke to the sound of Hajime screaming. In fact, everyone woke up to it. Everyone rushed to his cabin to see what had happened. When they got there, everyone started laughing. His ahoge was gone and he looked ridiculous without it. After that day, Hinata never left his cabin. He stayed in there and mourned his lost ahoge.

RIP Hajime's ahoge. You will be missed.

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