Danganronpa Crack Ships

Komaeda x knife

I'm making this for some people in a group chat. Don't question it. Next one shot will be Ishimaru x his eyebrows///

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     It was nighttime and everyone was asleep. Everyone except Nagito. He slipped out of his cabin and headed towards the hotel restaurant. He went into the kitchen and looked around. His eyes lit up when he found what he was looking for. It was a knife.
     Some people might think it was just an ordinary knife, but not Nagito. To Nagito the knife was his lover. He picked up the knife and stroked it lovingly. He accidentally cut his finger on the blade.
     He moaned in pleasure. "K-knife-kun!" The feeling that the knife gave him when it cut him turned him on. He couldn't wait any longer. He had to have this knife inside of him.
     Nagito removed his pants and positioned the knife at his butthole. He pushed it in and screamed from pain and pleasure. He pulled it out and rammed it in over and over until he couldn't handle the pain anymore. He died from blood loss.

~The next day~

      Everyone woke up and headed to the restaurant to get some food. Teruteru went into the kitchen to cook breakfast for everyone. As soon as he entered the kitchen he yelled "WHAT THE FUCK"
     Everyone ran into the kitchen to see what happen. When they entered they were greeted by the sight of Nagitos dead body. He was laying face down with a knife sticking out of his ass. He wasn't wearing any pants. The body discovery announcement played.
     Everyone blamed Hajime for killing Nagito. They voted him guilty at the trial, but they were wrong. They all died. The end.