Danganronpa Crack Ships

Naegi x 'Sore wa chigau yo'

  Requested by lol_nok

   "SORE WA CHIGAU YO!"
     The others turned to look at Naegi after he suddenly yelled. "I'm sorry, what was that?" Asked Hina.
     "You've got that wrong! You said pancakes are the best breakfast food but you're clearly wrong. The best breakfast food is obviously eggs." Naegi then turned and left the room.

~~~Later~~~

"SORE WA CHIGAU YO!"
     Celeste sighed. "What is it now?"
     "You said that cats are the best animal, but you're wrong. Bears are superior to cats in every way. "
     Monokuma popped up out of nowhere. "You've got that right egg boi,"
     Naegi gave Monokuma a sexy wink and then left the room.
(Yeah idk what my problem is either)

~~~Later~~~

"SORE WA CHIGAU YO!"
    Sayaka looked at Naegi with a puzzled look on her face. "What am I wrong about?"
     "You said that you were the most fabulous person on the planet but your clearly not. Togami is way more fabulous than you. "
     Togami came out of a nearby closet and said, "YOU TELL EM' BABE!" He then went back into the closet.
     Naegi left and Sayaka sat there wondering wtf just happened.

~~~Later~~~

It was nighttime and Naegi sat in his bed wide awake. He just kept repeating 'Sore wa chigau yo' over and over. He didn't know why but for some reason those words turned him on. He respected the words over and over until eventually he fell asleep.

~The next day~

The following morning everyone met up in the dining hall for breakfast. As soon as Naegi sat down everyone turned to look at him. Kirigiri started speaking.
     "Listen, Naegi. We need to talk. You keep saying 'sore wa chigau yo' over and over and we think you have a problem. "
     Naegi stood up and slammed his hands down on the table. He took a deep breath and screamed, " SORE WA CHIGAU YO!" He then tried to jump out the window. However, there were metal plates covering the windows so he just hit his head and got knocked out instead.

   THE END
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Idk if I spelled 'sore wa chigau yo' right or not but I'm too lazy to check