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Whore : Hey I need to tell you something REALLY  Important ! you have to promise never to tell anybody !

Me : Ugh ! promise ! wtf is it ?

Whore : IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT !

Me : you woke me up at 3 o‘clock in the morning for this ?

Whore : Yes , Yes I did

Me : Dissable b*tch

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