the jawline fam

meat records, the record store

it was strange there. they went to it. it was ..

meat records, the record store right across the street from where jonny and co.'s aparent was located!!!!

they had a nice restful sleee, and now they were gonna find some recordz!!! it was recordSZN.

they pull up to the front, and see a sign that says...Sausage Studios????

"oh cool, there's a studio here 2oo!!!" alex acknoulegde/

"let's walk and see the pleop!" brain was exicte!

all the people

so many people

and they all go hand in hand

hand in hand in their

meatlife

when the walked in, the (brian) bell rang. this couple approached them. they looked lik MUPPETS!

"hi. im the buoy boy. and welcome. to. our store." muppet man told thme.

"hi?" the muppet woman said."

"okkkkkkk???" ?'ed jonny. he loked and saw his two biffs were scared too. oh no. what did he get himsef into.

"can we buy records??" brian asked, pushing his scared firned aside. HE WAS BRAVE BRAVE BRAVE BRAAAAVE.

"yes, but let us introduce you to the sausage squad"

"oh my god........"

"here is BELP! he is greasy"

"OH MY GOD......"

"has he every showered??" brian whispered to jonny. but the muppet man ovehear him. "NEVER!"

alex wanted to go home. but ANOTHER MAN EMERGED. he looked chill. "hi im andy!! what can i get for you?"

they all smiled. jonny smiled, i dont think hes smiled this big this whole story! awww

"lets see....well....can i have aRADIOHEAD ;;))) one??"

"UHYES." muppet man quikcyl state.d "HERE WE HAVE ONE OF THEM FROM 1989."

"wait..."he turedaround to brian.."we werent even a band back then!!"

it was his mixtape,,,,,from when he was in HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!!

THE CRINNGE WAS REAL!!!!!!

"let's see whats inside""" alex laughed macinallclyl...

it was EMBARASSING RAP. STRAIGHT OUUTA COMPTON>?? YES. TUPAC??? YES. MACKLEMORE?? NO. HE WAS LIKE 5 THEN. EVERY OTHER RAPPER. YES!!!!

"please stop no one can know about my rap problem in high school" jonny sweat

"ill buy it" alex and brian snickered.

they boguht it. it waas 10 cents.

"ok we gotta go now" jonny said, face red, and zayned back to apartmento.

"that was....strange" alex and brian said to each other

*

later, at like 4pm, jon reviced a text!!

"guys omg my bros gonna be coming over for dinner bc he wants to meet yall!!"

"yaaaaaaaaaay!!!" they cheered

brian was crying anf freaking out bc he caught feelings for jon. nd now hes gonna meet his fam. omg. he just couldnt. jonny was so nice looking.

alex helped prepare for dinner while brian freaked out in the living room while watching hgtv.

"our...property??" he whispered..watcihng property brothers, in a show.

"shhh, brianne.." laxe shhhed. he was worried for his friend, they w=has a discussion last inght about brians feelwings...

brian just sniffed and reached for a donute.

alex felt left out bc brian like djon and he didnt want to mkae it awkward ;((

then....COLIN ARRIVED.!!

"hi BRO!!!!" he hugged tthe jon. bortherly loveeeee.

alex did the squilliam thing.. "OH NO HES HOT"

this was gonna be ONe Crazy Dinner!!!™