the jawline fam

he a yogo

Andy sent an apology letter to the Jawline Fam. It was written on Totoro stationary. Aw.

"Hello men of Jaw! Sorry for my muppet friends being so rude to u. Love u glug glug"

- Andy! At The Meat

"So beautiful" Jonny teared up. He held the letter close to his heart. But not actually bc like ew that's blood.

"YO HOELEE SHOOT!" Nick ran into the room. He was shirtless. Colin saw the burns. He said :( in his mind.

"D*ngggg he a shnack" the bird tweeted. Brian slapped the bird for rudeness when Nick was OBVIOUSLY stressed.

"Listen I'm sorry, I just found out......... Dom and Meat and Dot are having an ILLEGAL MEETING!! They will put me in mean jail guys I don't want to go there guys really" Nick sobbed. He was sad.

"That's not good I guess we need to Call up the team" Brian sighs and hit the group face time button on his cellular device even though everyone was in the apartment.

They all formed in the dance dance revolution room and formulated a big plan and idea. They were goingnto be spies.

They had to get fancy suits. Belp just wore like a sweatshirt I don't even think he wears real human clothes. I've only seen one picture of him and he was NOT wearing a shirt.

They went to the suit store. When they got there they found Andy trying on a suit.

"Hey! What is up" Nick was happy to see his friend.

"Oh I'm just gonna go dance out in the street for some cold hard cash.. get a tat and fight a cat."

"That's nice............. that's funny bc we are fighting people in spy suits--" Alex clamped his BIG MEATY CLAW over Nick's mouth and threw him to the floor

"For an all new music video!!!" Alex said to cover it up.

"Oh. That is nice!"

Brian went to order the suits.

"Hello. We would like seven suits. Please make one of them very small. And make one of them bird shaped.

Once they all were in their BADASS SPY suits, they got in the car and listened to the Hives. They left Belp behind. Bye Belplicia!

They drove all the way to Dominos headquarters. Still listening to the Hives. Dang! Dave was also in the car by the way. And Colin he's like an honorary squad member now.

When they got to dommy nose, it was like really fancy inside.

IT WAS....

A BANQUET... A BNQT.

Everyone screamed. It was so ugly. Nick hid behind Brian.

"EVERYONE GRAB FOOD STUFF!" Brian yellied.

Alex grabbed Colin. "He a snack."

Brian faceplanted on his face but he moved on. "We need to steal as much food as we can so they can have a HORRIBLE bqnt." this was stage 1 of of the Assing Plan.

"assing plan??" jaw assed.

"Yeah, I call it the assing plan because they were asses to us."

"true."

The second phase of the Assing Plan was to sneak backstage and cross up dongminos before they gave their Welcome To The Banquet Speech. Since they were in super fancy suits, no one even made a peep about them being backstage! Even if one of them was a bird! And even if Alex already got cheese all over his tie already!