jonny greenwood was tacking a brack from his band, radiohead.
actualy conversation he had with his BFFLFL thom yorkie:
j dawg: i am tired. im not gonna play in radio for like 2 years.
thommy y: WHY??? JONNY YOU WERE SMART. AND LOYAL. AND A GENIUS. WHY WUOD, YOU ABAONDN EEEEE.
j dawg: eee?
thommy y: MEEEEE
j dawg: learn to type. i am leaving and you're the reASON IM LEAVING (playing the franz ferdinandn song rn!!!!!!!!!) so bye i am moving to l.a. to find more hipster friends.
thommy y: am i not hipster enough for u jonny boi????????
j dawg: ur an annoying whiny hipster with a man bun and a vegan one. #roAsted
thommy y: ok byeee hater!! i dont need u in my life!! i am a beautiful hipster feminist who dont need no man ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼 #ethreal #idrinkwater #plants #vegan
j dawg has blocked thommy y. :(
"i have an apartment, but its big a scary ::((((" jon said to the bird on the bench he was sitting on in l.a. "i need new pals!!!"
he had an idea lightbulb thing. he ZAYNED back to his big fat scary greek apartment and made flyers!!!!
HELP:
big scary apartment. dont want to be alone, need a fam
glug glug
he didnt even kno why he put glug glug, he just felt that god meant for it to be there. hes not even religious.
he put the address and his phone number (j dawgG) and he hung them up round town.
he decided to watch Love And Hip Hop (Atlanta) while he waited for someone to come. the I Am Disgusted scene came on and he laughed HHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.
suddenly, a Knock! He jumped! Excitement!
he opened the door and his literal twin was there.
he was beautfiul. he has floppy hair (like jon) he was tall (like jon) and british (like jon), but,....the thing that stuck out the most.....his JAWLINE!!!!!! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL LIKE HIS!!!!!
"you have a really structered jawline."
":o ty!! you do too!!!" this was the start of a great british friendship.
"so whats ur name??"
"alex james"
"alex james....has two first names!!!! OOOOOO" he whipped. alex was appalled and ready to leave.
"no wait i promise im cool."
"...ok"
"do you wanna see me play guitar??"
he didnt even wait for him to say no or yes. he ran and grabbed his guitar and started SHREDDING paranoid android while violently headbanging.
"thats lit...'" alex whispered... "im gonna get my bass.."
they finished the song and it was soo oogoogogod.
"i could get used to u being my roomie!" jonny excalimed
:same!!!" alex said,
this was the start, or something new!!! they did the high school muscial jmup.
YOU ARE READING
the jawline fam
Fiksi Penggemar// the prequel to the real ffs // three great musicians. three floppy hairstyles. three amazing jawlines. cheekbones too. one apartment. many bro-ventures to be had. but will they even be able to stay out of trouble???? probably not. there's a lot...
