// the prequel to the real ffs //
three great musicians. three floppy hairstyles. three amazing jawlines. cheekbones too. one apartment. many bro-ventures to be had. but will they even be able to stay out of trouble???? probably not. there's a lot...
Calling Ugly Ugly was a hard job. Somtimes Coling would forgetti that Nick was Ugly now and he would call him Nick and tell him his vegan din din was ready and get frustrated and throw a tablecloth. Whoops.
Thingies were okay for a couple days, dommino's and big meaty left them alone while they were probably plotting some other eville plane. The only problem was the Ugly thing really.
"Nick.. I'm sorry Ugly... I don't really think you're ugly," Brian sat down on the couch next to Ugly.
"I am Ugly."
"You're not."
"That's my name Brine."
Brian sighed as Ugly uglied. He had to find a way to make Ugly (Nick) not ugly.
He looked for things that made him happy. Mario Kart?? Mario Kart won't make Ugly not ugly. Guitar?? No.. Jonny?? YES. HE GOT IT. A BF. UGLY NEEDED A BF.
The Jawline Fam had a (legal) meeting in Brian's room.
"How do we give Ugly a bf??" Jonny asked.
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"ok alex you GOTTA stop laughing everytime we say ugly. That's his name now."
"IT'S JUST SO FUNNY! WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD UGLY?"
"we all know the answer...no one..now shut up and move on."
"we can set up an account on christianmingle." brianne suggested.
"ok yah i guess that's our only option now."
they grabbed their laptop and got on christianmingle. they took the least ugly pic of Ugly that they had and put it as the propic.
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then they filled out the questions thingy.
"Favorite pastime?" Brian read the questions.
"Music. Just say music." Brian answered.
"Favorite foods?"
"Uhh what are not ugly foods?? Pasta. And Ensalada!" salad.
"What is he looking for in a partner?"
"Well they gotta love jesus cuz this is Christian mingle. And they gotta like music and wear hats and be cool."
"Got it! OMG HE ALREADY GOTTA PERSON."
"WHHAAAAAAAAAAT" Brina and Alox were shocked.
"His name is ALEX too!!!! and he's in a band!"
"yo thats wild. and LIT! UGLY'S GOT HIMSELF A BF!"
Brian and Jonny went back to the room and informed Ugly of his new boyf fiend.
"omg yay!!!! when will I meet him" Ugly said.
"NOW!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!"
There was an 80s montage and they finally arrived at a little cafe downtown. Jonny, Brian, and Alex sat Ugly down at a table and went to another table for ~spying~. Bird flapped over to their table.
And then he walked in. Alex. Wow. He had a face like a square.
"Yo he has a jawline maybe we can be friends!!" Alex (James) whisper yelled to Brian and Jonny and Bird.
"Shut! Ugly is having his date!" Bird tweeted.
Alex (Kap) sat down at Ugly's table, across from him.
"So your name's ugly???"
"Yeah."
"DAMN. That's my favorite Kendrick Lamar album. But really who would name their kid that?"
"I don know."
"I don't think you're ugly."
"That's my name."
"No... Like the adjective...."
"OHHHH well yeah! Everyone says I'm ugly tho it makes me :("
"You are not ugly!!!! Do you have a name??"
"Ugly"
"No a real name"
"Sometimes people call me Nick but I don't know why"
"hu that weird. ok."
"OM GOODNESS the date is going so well." alex j whisper yellied.
"can you SHUP?" jonny asked unkindly.
"idk actually."
"let's listen summore!"
"so listen.." Alex was aying. "i rlly like you and i hope you like me!! letsa go on another date."
"YAH but idk when i'm free bee cause I'm competeing against my pal coolin (cause he's cool) in a just dance tournament tomorrow.."
"just make time. tomorrow. for me. pleez."
"uhhhh k." Ugly made a ):0 face. "i guess i'll tell him i need to uncompete against him."
"YAH. that's my fave kendrick lamar SONG. thank you ily ugly."
"k..." he left then.
jawline was waiting to hear the juicy (couture) deets. "so how is the tall man??" brian asked smiling. omg he was smiling so powerfully.
"he's cool i guess. i like him! we r going on a nother date tomorrow so i have To uncompete with colin."
"but you were excite to compete with co what is making you un??"
"i just wanna go on da date k??"
"ummm k."
"imma wait in the car." Ugly waddled to the car.
When ugly was waddled into the car, Alex k approached them.
"hey so um i sw y'all buffoons spying on us so i would like you to unkindly stop."
"but we're-" brian was interrupted
"WE'RE HIS FRIENDS HIS BESTIES HIS PROTECTORS AND WE'RE ALLOWED TO BREATHE WE CAN BE ANYWHERE WE WANNA BE SO YOU STOP." alex j screamed. he was passionate. ooh. the battle of the alexs.
"ok whatever you people are weird and what is this tomfoolery?? just stop being. stop existing. just don't disrupt the date tomorrow. if you do......" he walked away, glaring at them.
"if you do...what?" brian awondered.
"IF WE DO WHAT IF WE DO WHAT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN????" alex j FLIPPED.
"are we gonna have to say alex j and k now that's gonna be hard" jonny said unrelated-ly.
"look let's just put a secret camera somewhere tomorrow so alexk won't see it. we cannot let that....square control us! our jawlines are good he's is a square!" brian got everyone pumped.
but they still were scared.
about nicc. and dat man.
that was an awk car ride home. no one peeped. shipping up to boston was on the radio for some reason and that made a really unsettling mood.
when they got back nick schlept and the jawline fam (with the help of the bird, colin, and dave..the squaderooni...) made a hidden camera in the form of a MOOD RING for nic (ugly) the next day!
