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deen the bean was runing hmome (lyk a runner bean geddit) wehn he fell ovr his fayss and onto the clod hard groundd
"wowchie ouchie!" said denane "now i will be vreyry grouchie"
so dnee saddley strolD home where the frnot droo was alredii openDdd.
"cuztell y did u lev the d00r opnen??!?2!2!" dana screamd lvovinly
"CUZ i could TELL u wrere gon nah be even mor hurt thn ur felingz after sam walked out on u" he replied snakilee, paycing ovr to the sliytly wet h00man (it wuz rainin just a lil bit ,, not 2 much bcoz ther was a drauwt comin SHHH SPOILER ALRERT)
"do u rlY car thAT MUCH aboooot mi cassheep" den sed inkwizitivly
"no the fanficshun sed i must prTeTned to tho" casteeeeeel sed bRAKING THE FOURTH WALL
"k den"
sdudly dennyeang heard a big CLICK!1
"WOT WOZ THAT " he almosT jmuped out of hiz own skIn (underneath de lAyre of skin he waz wearing on top.... but thasts anooter l'histoire [bcoz frenCh is sexiiiiiiiiii lol xD xD xD])
castle's slightly bloo SLIGHTLY green mAyB a wittle bittle gay i mean gray eyes crninkled in laffter
"silly willy it is the snound of mi fone takging a slefie"
dneeeaan'z orbz of wundr st@rted to fill u p lyk the ocean "u hert my feling crapstiel i am noot silly nor a willy"
"HA HHRRAAH BITTTSTYTCH YHU JUST GOT BURND lOL EVEN MOR THN UR
MOMM"
deesh dessided catfish was just one fish in the C (aayyyyyy ay ay ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy im funeeeeee) anDd he shood stUP tryinh 2 impreSSg jim i mean him bl00dy autocorrect
"but cash b4 i leev u 5evr bcoz ur a bullee and the mroral of dis ferry tail iz to stnand up 4 urself no mtatr wot i hav a question"
"frire awaY..,,., BUTT MAKE SURE U DNONT SET YO MEMOMOM ON FYR AGEN!!!1"
"fuck u"
"soz"
"k so baysicklee woTz a slefy"
"wot TH frick frack tickety tcack giv smamathass ass a slap do u meen"
"i hav nevar capturd a virtualle imG of myslf"
the angleglse maDe a BIG GAPSP
"hOW DRARE U nOT KNOW WOT A SLEFIYYY IZ" the gayy manN angle thing rOARD
dnane was blown backwordz by the air preshurr of the roar bcos physics n shit
"leev dis tawn deen" cazz sed angily. "nevr cum back"
"but i thoughrgrt u lyked it wen i cum"
"shyut the fckuk up dnae"
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