sumtimz life is hard. like a dik. but also is like a rock. and the life rock is jagged bcos of all the emotional bumps of emotion u fel. yeah yo know when ppl say life is a rollercoaster?? yea fuk them they know nothing . rock is a mchuch bettr anaolgie.
casserole novice was sittin on some actual rocks by the sea bcos he was at the beach bcos life is also a beach lol metaphors.
"o sea o sea, i lov thee, pls make dean b as gay as me" he wishished into the thousands of smashin molecules. not a single one of the hydrogen or oxygen pieces relPIEd.
"k fuk u too then" sed he.
then sadly he died of sadness. but then bcos he iz just too gey for everyone and everything he ressurectdeded.
"woo woo i am aleeeve" he scremd.
then he thoughted about all the things he wanted to do before he actually dies.
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sumwher ellse, in a land full of demons, angles and chipotle, a lil or not so lil man was POPPIN DAT PUSSAY on a cross trenner !
"2, 911, 67, 69, 420" dnea counted with pashoon . he was v tired. he was also v hrony. butt more triered.
"mm yes spleen" he sexd to himslef. "werk werk werk werk werk wrk"
thn SUDLY DEEN LOST CONTOL!!!!!!!!! and he went soaring backwards off the cross trainer n did a lap of the world . then he roly polyd back in thru th windo bcos he liked windows. in fukt, he assprierd to have a mind as clear as a window. then he would never be angy or sad.
"hllo dne" sed a tall figure stnadin on hiz bed.
"LEEV NED ALONE" he growld.
(the word bed reminded him of the name ned. therefor dnae called his bed ned .)
"but-"
"NED IS MY BESTEST FREND" he walks bigly over to ned the bed
" well ur gong to have to FITE me for custardy of it@" th thing whhispered seductively
" fUK YUS" DNA THREWED HIMSELF ONTO ITS FORM AND BET THE SHIT OU OF IT!
"aaaaaa" sed th being sadly and painly
"bang bang" yelld deans fist
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