Look at this fuzzy piece of shit trying to do something.
This book is comprised of my struggles, past and present, that you can now read about for some reason. Did I take a trip to China? Now you know. How did this account start? Look at that it's i...
Finally, FINALLY Milo's computer allowed him to show ourselves. You have no idea how hard it was to see our pictures and not be able to do anything with them. So, this is us. Kind of excited that you finally get to know what we look like.
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This is me. This is Kane. Bags under my eyes and one thousand percent done with life. Right now I'm a student at Miami University of Ohio (Majors: East Asian Language and Culture [Japanese Focus] and International Studies [International Business Focus]; Minor: Supply Chain Management). I'm busy. All the time. It's great. Fun Facts: I love all kinds of food, EXCEPT natto. Japanese fermented soy beans. Sounds as good as it tastes. Favorite color is blue. Plan on studying abroad in Japan for a year. Known Milo for about four years now. I have two dogs:
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Cocoa is the brown one, Hutch is the tired fat one. Cocoa may look cute but she's a demon. She also is a ho for Milo. Literally up in Milo's face every time we come to my house. She was and still is a smug little shit.
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Feel free to ask any questions.
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AYYYYYY HERE'S MILO. MY PRECIOUS MILO. But no, Milo's computer is Satan himself. I am so sure. So, I shall be introducing this trash bag until he can do it himself. Milo is about a year younger than I am. We met in high school and became closer than most people should. I'm not even kidding. We've done some questionable shit. Milo has a few pets. Recently got a kitten that we both call Noodle. Milo also had an adorable puppy once:
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That is not Milo. Don't get too excited. The puppy is also now a little shit. Milo lives in Ohio as well and is currently working to earn money towards college (Columbus College of Art and Design). Amazing at both drawing and writing. Loves Homestuck and Undertale. Could probably write a fifty page essay on Undertale. Also, apple juice. Just apple juice. Milo runs on that shit. When choosing the color of Milo's eyes, we immediately blurted apple juice. Feel free to ask Milo some questions as well.
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Here's rough sketch me. Look like a homeless Hot Topic cashier. Perfect. I want to exude trash.
That's it for now! These are decent sketches. Milo was still figuring out his digital sketch board at the time, so be prepared for some next level shit later on. I've seen his pencil and paper drawings. I've seen the good shit my friends.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy our designs! We spent an embarrassingly long amount of time figuring them out. -MarySueKillers
