South Park X Reader One-shots (Discontinued)

Cartman X Reader

Mr. Garrison was choosing the class's partner for a big ass-ignment.

"(Y/n), you will be partners with Eric." He stated.

"Oh, why the fuck does it have to be Fatman?"you muttered.

"(Y/N)! LANGUAGE!" He shouted. You smirked.

"ENGLISH!" You hollered. Kenny, who was right next to you, put his hand up and you high five fived it and both said "Fuck yes." Together.

The school bell rang and you walked out.

"So, we are partners?" You heard Cartman's voice behind you.

"Yeah. So?"

"Well, I was thinking you could come over to mah house and we can work on the project."

"Sure." Kenny was laughing his ass off because he has a perverted mind as always, and so you shove him in the side.

"Get your mind out of the gutter, fuckboy." Cartman seemed to blush at that. You blushed at the thought. Yes, you liked him a little.

"Well, I guess we should be going to mah house." He said, a pinkish tint in his face. You nodded.

"Yes. Of course." You said.

By the time you got there, you and Cartman were silent. He sat his ass onto the couch and pulled out some cheesy poofs.

"Woah, woah woah, fatass."

"AY! DON'T CALL ME FAT!" He blushed. You glared.

"I don't get it. We have to work together on this, and you just sit your ass down and be a pig! I'm fucking out of here!" You yelled and walked toward the door.

"Nowait(y/n)dontgo!" You heard Cartman sniffle. You turned and saw tears in his eyes. You ran over to the couch.

"Why are you crying?" You asked.

"You don't care. Just go home. I'm a fatass, I know." He said. You frowned.

"Cartman, don't say that. I care. Why are you sad?" You asked him.

"(Y/n), please, don't hate me, but I, uh, I love you..." Your eyes widened.

"C-Cartman, I-" You were cut off by him talking.

"Yeah I know. I'm a terrible person. I just don't feel right being such a dick if it means you won't hate me." He told you. You wrapped your arms around him.

"Me, hate you? Never. I love you too, Cartman." You squeezed him and he sniffled.

"R-really?" He asked. You made a face as if to say 'Why would I lie about that?'. He kissed your forehead. You blushed.

"I love you, (Y/n). No matter what, I can't not love you." He told you. You smiled.

"I love you like that, too, Cartman." You kissed his cheek. "I never want to let you go."

"Even though I'm fat?" He asked you.

"You're not fat, Cartman. You're like a teddy bear." You said to him. He blushed.

"Really?"

"Of course."

You two end up cuddling on the couch and eating cheesy poofs. You two end up failing LIKE A BOSS!!!.

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This wasn't actually written by me lol, my friend wrote it cause he wanted me to start poating on my account so he took my phone and wrote it. There was one spelling mistake that said "He kissed his forehead and you blushed." Lol I had to fix it since I was the one who edited it. That rest of the storys that were posted here are mine and most of them (except for more recent ones) are cringy.

Brendon out!