South Park X Reader One-shots (Discontinued)

Stan x pregnant! reader

   Stan and you are older and have your own place with his dog sparky.

(3rd person POV)

   Stan and (y/n) were trying to cuddle on the couch. Trying is the key word there, you see ever since (y/n) got pregnant, Sparky would not leave their side. Like ever, well besides for when they went to the bathroom 'cause they would kickhim out. But besides for following them around everywhere, he is VERY protective of them now. He barely lets Stan or any other guy get to close to you. Sparky's still gay af tho so that hasent changed.

((Y/n)'s POV)

   Sparky has been following me everywhere. It's been getting on my nerves, I can't even go to the bathroom without him following me! It doesn't help that he won't let stan and me cuddle! -_-

"Sparky! Move your gay ass so i can cuddle (y/n)!!"

   Sparky just growled and layed down on my lap. 'God damn he's heavy!'

"Sparky please!!!"

"You know he wont listen to you stan, here i got it"

   Picking sparky up..kinda, you put him into your guys room and shut the door. Walking back over to the couch, you laid down next to stan, who now had his head on your slightly swollen (ewww! I dont like that word!) Stomach.

(Extended ending)

   Everything was peaceful and you almost fell asleep....almost.

"Bark! Bark! Motherfucking Bark!"

"Sparky shut the fuck up!"

"Hahahaha..."

"Its not funny (y/n)!"

"Yes it is!"

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Sorry I haven't updated shit, I've been fucking lazy and haven't really found the time to update and I had no inspiration for storys!

Brendon out!