South Park X Reader One-shots (Discontinued)

Texting : The schuyler sisters

Aaron burr : Token
Peggy : (y/n)
Angelica : Wendy
Eliza : Bebe
Alexander : Stan
John : Kyle
King George the III : Cartman

I'll figure out the rest later....
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*group chat*

Token 'There's nothing rich folks love more than going downtown and slummin' it with the poor'

Kenny 'What?'

Token 'They pull up in their carriages and gawk at the students in the common just to watch 'en talk'

Token 'Take Philip Schuyler: The man is loaded. Uh-oh, but little dose he know that his daughters Peggy, Angelica, Eliza, sneak into the city just to watch all the guys at-'

Craig 'work, work'

Wendy 'Angelica!'

Tweek 'work, work'

Bebe 'Eliza!'

(Y/n) 'And Peggy!'

Craig 'work, work'

Clyde 'The Schuyler sisters!'

Wendy 'Angelica!'

(Y/n) 'Peggy!'

Bebe 'Eliza!'

Craig 'work!'

(Y/n) 'Daddy said to be home by sundown'

Wendy 'Daddy doesn't need to know'

(Y/n) 'Daddy said not to go downtown'

Bebe 'Like I said, you're free to go'

Wendy 'But, Look around, look around, the Revolution's happening in New York'

(Y/n) 'New York'

Bebe 'New york'

Tweek 'Angelica'

Wendy 'work!'

(y/n) 'Work!'

Bebe 'Work!'

(Y/n) 'It's bad enough daddy wants to go to war'

Bebe 'People shouting in the square'

(Y/n) 'It's bad enough there'll be violence on our shore'

Wendy 'New ideas in the air'

Wendy 'Look around, look around'

Bebe 'Angelica, remind me what we're looking for'

Clyde 'She's looking for me!'

Wendy 'Eliza, I'm looking for a mind at work'

Craig 'work, work'

Wendy 'I'm looking for a mind at work'

Tweek 'work, work'

Wendy 'I'm looking for a mind at work'

Craig 'work, work'

Wendy 'Whooaa!'

(Y/n) 'whooaa'

Bebe 'whooaa'

Wendy 'whooaa'

Wendy 'Work!'

Bebe 'Work!'

(Y/n) 'Work!'

Token 'Wooh!'

Token 'There's nothing like summer in the city. Someone in a rush nest to someone lookin' pretty'

Token 'Excuse me, miss, I know it's not funny, but your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. Why you slummin' in the city in your fancy heels?'