South Park X Reader One-shots (Discontinued)

Butters x reader part #1

Hello this future Brendon here and I'm just here to say that I will or already have re-written this one shot and will/have posted it later on. Thank you.

Yay updating cuz I'm bored and have nothin' to do so yeah. BTW I love this song yeah!
Enjoy~
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(Y/n), their cousin stan, and the rest of stan's gang were all hanging out at the bus stop like always. Nothing out of the ordinary, well for south park anyways. Cartman calling kyle a stuiped fucking jew, Kyle calling Cartman a racist porch dick ( tell me if you get the reference!😂) fatass, and them getting into a fight. Kenny (one of the readers best friends) getting hit in the back of the head with a dildo destroyer ( lol had to l, do you guys get the reference?) And bleeding to death, then getting eaten by rats.'I kinda feel bad for Kenny always dieing, but to bad I'm the only one who remembers his death' (y/n) thought. Stan yelling "Oh my God! you killed kenny!!", then kyle stopping the fight with Cartman just to yell out "You basterd!!", And resume the fight with Cartman. Then everyone getting on the bus like nothing happen. Yup such a normal day it is.

(Reader's POV)

While I was walking down the bus aisle I realized there was no where to sit, all the seats were full. Kyle was sitting with stan, Cartman was sitting with kenny (who I just realized is still alive somehow, but I'm going to keep it cause it goes with the story line), so I couldn't sit with him.
Then I saw it 'the dildo destroyer!'
'No brain! Stop thinking like kenny' a seat that I could sit at, to bad it was at the back cause now I have to go past fatass to get to the seat. After managing to get past fatass to get to the seat, which was pretty hard because he took up most of the aisle with his fatness, I just realized that there was someone sitting in the seat near the window.'hmm...what was his name?.....oh yeah butters that's it!'.

(Butters POV)

I was too busy stareing out the window to notice that someone sat beside me on the bus. Once I did notice, I saw it was (y/n) my crush since 4th grade. No one knows I have a crush on them and I would like to keep it that way, but it doesn't help much that when ever I see them, I blush 50 shades of gra- I mean red 0.0. Anyways at the moment I was blushing, like real hard, and couldn't help but notice that I was stareing!?! Wait! Oh SHITBALLSBANANA!! I'm stareing at them! Fuck! Now their looking at me like I'm some rapist! I'm not Kenny!.

(Reader's POV)

Ok... so at the moment butters?, I'm pretty sure that's his name \(○_○)/, is stareing at me and blushing a lot. 0.0 um... 'oh I got it!' 'We will just listen to music?' 'Yup brain, you got that right!' 'And we will be drawling' 'for the fuck of it?' 'Yup'.So I got out mah phone and went on Spotify (or pandora cause I have and use both so.... yeah) and turned on Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Set it Off. While I was listening to the song I couldn't help but feel like I was being watched. I looked to my left and to my surprise it was not butters, he was looking at his lap. I look forward and saw Kenny, turned around in his seat, stareing at me. So I did what any normal person would do, I flipped him the bird, but he just kept stareing at me, weird. Welp im just going to ignore it and ask questions later.

(Kenny's POV) (Ha! Bet you weren't expecting that, now were ya?)

I wonder why (y/n)'s sitting with butters, and why is he blushing!?!?!?.
Oh come on!!, now butters likes them. Fuck!!!. It's makeing me kinda jealous to be honest, I mean I've had a crush on them for awhile, and we are really close. Maybe, just maybe I can convince them to go out with me?. Hmmm... I gusse I will have to do it before butters dose. Can't let a beauty like (y/n) get away from me now can I?.....

Cliffhanger...

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Ha! I cliffhangered you bitch!! Jk, but seriously I wasnt planning on it to be this long-

POTATOE HITLER "That's what she said!! Haha!!"

Me " Hey that's what I was going to say!!"

Anyways, *narrator glares at me and potatoe hitler*as I was saying. I wasnt planning on it to be this long, and for it to be cut into parts but, eh...\(^_^)/.
And don't worry, person who asked for a butters x reader lemon,You know who you are, there will be one but maybe not in the second part, unless I make it shorter.... I don't have a fucking clue of what I will do, we will just have to see.

Brendon out!