If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first year rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do you find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
