So I have a friend named Tanner and while we were texting my other friend, lets call her N, misspelled his name as Tammer which I found hilarious. She usually spells things wrong, but she doesn't give a poop.
I started thinking wait if his name is Tanner...
My brain mentally texting the chat: Wanna go to the beach?
My conscious: Why the heck would I leave my mansion and boyfriend?
B: Uhh you don't have those.
C: Yes I do! Be quiet!
B: I'm the one with the brains, well DURH. So don't you dare to tell me to be quiet cause your feelings are fake.
C: YOU CANT TELL ME THAT IM YOUR CONCIOUS
B:*sigh* you have a book in your hand and I see no mansion. I see a room.
C: *glare*
B: Well you wanna go or not?
C: Why would I?
B: To get Tanner *bursts out laughing*GET IT TANNER
C: You've been waiting all day haven't you?
B:*sigh* Yeap
