*crushes cereal that fell out from the bowl*
DIE WILD BEAST DIE I AM A "CEREAL" KILLER
*makes dying noses* ex. EEE-AAHHHH *noise whirls down*
*eats other cereal*
*drowns cereal with spoon*
*pouts* Aww it's all soggy now.
*pushes bowl away* This relationship is Ovah! *turns head and crosses arms*
Mom: Finish it or throw it away. Stop playing around.
Me: *huffs* Fine.
And that was how the Cereal Killer was no more.
