Gabbie the Librarian: Hi! I'm here to introduce the setting of today. The Narrator is with the fangirls trying to keep them down. •̀.̫•́✧ 👍🏻 Anyways..as the Levi sleeps in the inn we provided for him earlier in the week, millions of fangirls have been called to crowd against the window and watch. Well, enjoy.
Producer: Narrator is not going to be happy when she sees this.. *cough*
Fangirl 107: *whispers* Can we strip him?
Narrator: *cringes* (。≖ˇ3ˇ≖｡) As long as you don't show his nude body to me. Then yes.
Gabbie the Librarian: Annnd ACTION! *holds up recording camera*
Camera Woman: THAT'S MY JOB!
Gabbie the Librarian: EFF OFF. It's actually Larry's, and WHO ARE YOU? (realizes) Wait a damn minute..
Larry the Camera Man: MY NAME IS STEVE, YOU RETARDED PIECE OF CABBAGE!!
Producer: (realizes, too) SECURITY! WE HAVE ANOTHER CRAZY WOMAN TRYING TO STEAL LEVI'S JIZZ AGAIN!
Woman: DAMMIT! I wanted to post it on Pornhub!!!
(Levi wakes up and gets out of bed to open the curtains)
Levi: Tch..
Gabbie the Librarian: (Breaks the door and films Levi as he tries to push Gabbie out of his room) AYE, ACKERMAN! HOW'S LIFE? NICE PANTIES.
Levi: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM
*Thousands of fangirls break the force of the window and strip Levi naked*
Narrator: Holy fucking Elsa of Arendalle we forgot the Commander.
Fangirl 225: NO! NOT DADDY!
Fangirl 678: DADDY!!
Fangirl 890: DADDY~!
Fangirl 346: DADDY!
Fangirl 257: DADDY EYEBROWS~!
Producer: They don't pay me enough to deal with this shit. Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
Narrator: TO THE FUCKING COMMANDER'S ROOM!! * Marches off with fangirls to Erwin's room* (Lord only knows how many there were)
Erwin: Wtf is that sound? *Looks at door as his pen splatters ink onto the paper* Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
Narrator:ATTACCCKKK!!!!! *Points at door as millions of fangirls break the door down*
Fangirl 39205:I WANT HIS FUCKING EYEBROWSSS
Fangirl 5382: SHOW ME THAT ASS ERWIN
Fangirl 284: I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR COMMANDER.
Manager: *clearly is irritated * Don't you think you took this too far Narrator? The poor guy is going to get fucking raped...Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
Narrator:*Pants* No, He-He'll be fi-fine. Ha! So many fangirls.. wooohaahaha.
Manager: I bet Levi is already being raped. *shivers in disgust*
Narrator: Ehhh..ahaha. *obviously worn out* Let's get back to the studio before I collapse.
Manager: How the fuck did you even escape them?
*pulls out phone to inform the helicopter they are done*
Narrator: *sobs* I FUCKING DIDN'T ESCAPE THEM, THEY TOPPLED ME OVER AS I TRIED TO GET BACK TO YOU!
Producer: Speaking of which where is that librarian..what was her name Gabben? Gabbelin? Garlic? Ehh whatever lets go the helicopter is here.
(the three go on the helicopter as it wobbles up and down)
STAI LEGGENDO
The Terrible Narrator (& Others)
HumorThis story/parody was originally made by Iknowthisworld, but ended up being shared with her sister to add some edits. The story uses lots of swearing and will not be censored. Also adult words and mature words will be used so if you are offended ea...
