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Narrator: Come, young children! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶For I have a tale to tell you~! The tale of no other than the beautiful, skinny-ass blondie, with a shitty ass and small tits--
Gabbie the Librarian: *throws chair, annoyed* THE KIDS, YOU SHIT BRICK! (｀皿')
(Kids are wide-eyed, of how the Librarian and the Narrator are solving their problems like adults) *clique 1
Narrator: *rolls eyes* Sleeping Beauty~!
Producer: *screams* (￣▽￣)YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT GOT RAPED BY A KING AND WOKE UP WITH KIDS
Narrator: (gawks at Producer) Who fucking else do you think would it be? The whore and the seven dwarfs? The maid & her animal friends?
*screams* NO, BECAUSE THE FUCKING DIRECTOR WANTED TO TELL KIDS ABOUT RAPE AND PREGNANCY.┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ
(children stare at the the director)
Director: *shrugs* Our budget isn't big enough to tell the story of an insecure snow queen. (一。一;;）
Manager: Wtf people. You are supposed to be telling these kids a happy story. Not scar their childhood. (-_＼)
Child #1: What is rape Mr. Manager?
Director: It's when a man or woman violates you sexu- (gets slapped with a baseball bat by the Manager) *clique 2
Narrator: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BASEBALL BAT? ARE YOU GOING TO MURDER THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYBODY?! HOLY FU- (gets hit with a baseball bat by the Manager..Again)
Manager: Fuck you. *spits on floor*
Child #2: Wow, adults are fascinating! *smiling gleefully*
Child #3: Yeah! I can't wait to become one! I'm so excited! *squealing* (*≧▽≦)
Gabbie the Librarian: Trolololol❤️ We aren't adults, but five-year-olds stuck in twenty-year-old bodies.
Narrator: What happened to my spotlight? >>(T--T)>> Anyway, this beautiful slut was cursed ever since the day she was born, and was doomed to die! (children gasp and hold each other in fear)
Gabbie the Librarian: BOOHOOHOOHOOO!ヽ('Д')ﾉ
So scary! Mommy, hold me! *such sarcasm*
Narrator: (glares at Gabbie the Librarian)(❨๑ↀωↀ๑)❩Shut up, will you?! Anyway, the three fairies--
Director: WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT! (｀皿') *angrily jabbing finger at script* THERE AREN'T ANY FAIRIES! THE EVIL FAIRY JUST CURSES HER, SHE PRICKS HER FINGER YADDA, YADDA, YADDA, KING RA-
Manager: (gags Director) There are children! Children, sir! STFU, Will you?! （￣□￣；）
Producer: *yawns* You all shut up.
Child #4: My Mommy tells me it's not nice to fight!(◕ㅁ◕✿)
Child #3: Yeah! I'm telling my Mommy on you guys! You all going to court! ٩(ↀДↀ)۶
Narrator: I FUCKING HATE KIDS, WHY AM I IN THIS SHIT?! ALL YOU-- GET THE FUCK OUT! OUUUUUTTT BITCH! ヽ(#'Д')ﾉ
(Narrator throwing a tantrum)
Producer: *grabs Manager's baseball bat and knocks Narrator out unconscious* Manager, get your bloody ass over here and help me hide the body! (¬_¬)
Child #2: MURDER!(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
Child #4: I'M CALLING THE COPS ON MY IPHONE 6!=͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ﾍ( 'Д')ﾉ
Manager: HoW tHe FuCk dO yoU hAVe An iPhOnE6, YOU'RE LIKE FUCKING FIVE!! *throws Narrator's body in the corner* (｀皿')
Gabbie the Librarian: And that's all for today kids! Now get your asses out of here.
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Director: *spits gag out* SCENE CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!
STAI LEGGENDO
The Terrible Narrator (& Others)
HumorThis story/parody was originally made by Iknowthisworld, but ended up being shared with her sister to add some edits. The story uses lots of swearing and will not be censored. Also adult words and mature words will be used so if you are offended ea...
