Thomas (as in character Thomas)...
Aquarius: kissed you
Pisces: stole your food
Aries: took you on holiday
Taurus: spammed you with selfies
Gemini: slept with you
Cancer: married you
Leo: killed you
Virgo: broke up with you
Libra: went shopping with you
Scorpio: blocked you
Sagittarius: had sex with you
Capricorn: has a crush in you
