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Unicorn Material

Namjoon never thought it would be like this. (Name) was a total sadist. This was embarrassing. Why the HELL was there GLITTER on his ASS?

Oh yeah. Punishment for breaking (Name)'s iPod was to dress up as a sparkling pink unicorn and carry him around the neighborhood.

Namjoon sighed. "For how much longer do I have to do this?" the idol turned to glance at the male on his back, who smacked him over the head. "Be silent Princess Sparklecake. You'll continue until I say so."

Namjoon groaned loudly, earning another smack, and moved forward. He could see the rest of BTS recording everything out of the corner of his eye. The male decided that when everything was over, he would crawl into an abandoned corner back at their dorm and die.

Slowly. And painfully.

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Finally! That bright pink body suit was NOT working for the rapper. But the torture wouldn't end. No. He had been commissioned (forced) by the (h/c)-haired demon to perform the duties of unicorn for the rest of the week...........

And it was only MONDAY.

This was to be utter hell for Namjoon.

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It was Saturday. Saturday. Today was his last day of this arduous torture. Namjoon wouldn't admit it aloud (that would definitely merit teasing from his bandmates), but he rather enjoyed the attention given to him from Jimin's sadistic cousin.

When he wasn't being vicious and violent, (Name) was actually cool to talk to. He liked to talk about music, and didn't constantly bash Namjoon for his lacking dance skills ("They're creative....... in their own way" he had said). He was also extremely intelligent, and crafty, and cute.........

And maybe Namjoon had a crush on the guy. Not like he would say it out loud. And you couldn't prove squat!

"Hey, Joonie. You made a wrong turn. The park's the other way." an annoyed voice broke the destructive unicorn from his thoughts, and he noticed that he did, in fact, make a wrong turn.

"Sorry." The rapper mumbled, swiveling toward the other direction. (Name) wore an unamused expression as he rode piggyback. Namjoon always seemed to be over thinking things, resulting in making mistakes. His normal methods of correction didn't seem to be working, so the male decided to try something else.

"Namjoon. If you're worried about what people think of you, then blow them off and worry only about what I think of you. Cuz to me, you definitely unicorn material. And boyfriend material." The male whispered the last part quietly and kissed the jolly pink giant on the cheek, successfully causing Namjoon to blush.

(Name) snickered slightly at the awe-struck look on his unicorn's face, which was the same color as the suit he was wearing.

"Yep. Definitely unicorn material.