5SOS Preferences And Imagines

#11 How He Annoys You

Ashton- "okay,okay" Ashton says as he tries to catch his breath from laughing so much. "I've got another one." He says. You roll your eyes and sigh,"Ash baby, I'm really tired." "Just hear me out on this one babe. I swear it's good." He says and sits next to you on the bed. "Okay, what did the vegetables say at the party?" "I don't know, what did they say?" "Lettuce turnip the beet! Hahaha. Get it, lettuce. Turnip. Beet" He laughs uncontrollably. "Yes I get it. Look Ash, baby, I wanna sleep. I'm tired." You tell him again. "No Y/N wait. I've got another one. Its good." He says. "Ashh" you groan, "Y/N" he mimics you. You sigh. "Okay so why is peter pan flying?" "Why?" "Because HE NEVERLANDS" Ashton clutches his stomach and lies on his back next to you, laughing. "Ash, stop laughing at your stale jokes please. You're annoying me and I'm tired." He continues laughing. "Ugg Ash stop." You groan again and he continues laughing. You turn over and straddle him, your legs at each side of his body, your palms faced down on his chest and you lean down and press your lips against his. He kisses you back and as you try to pull away he leans forward to continue kissing you. You pull away and smile, "nice way to get you to shut up huh?" And Ash watches you and smile. You get off him and ly down on the bed and close your eyes to sleep and you hear Ashton start to laughing again, louder than before and you groan loudly.

Calum- Calum comes and sits in the spare chair next to you. You decided that instead of going to Calum's after school today, you'd go study at the library because you've been failing some of your classes. "So you're ditching me?" He says a bit loudly causing the librarian to tell him shush. "No, I just had to get some studies done." You pick up your pen and start writing notes in your folder. "You can come study at mine, I'll even help you." He offers. You rest your pen down and face him, "let's be honest, if I go to yours, I'm gonna start to study then you're gonna come and distract me with kisses and food and cuddles and tell me to drop out of school so we could live happily ever after." You both laugh. "Heyy, I dropped out and I'm doing good. I have money, I've got a good looking girlfriend and I'm gonna live happily ever after." He says and puts his hands behind his head. "Cal, I have studies. Bye" he grabs your pens and pencils and walks away. "Cal!" You shout and the lady tells you to shush and he laughs. He goes between the shelves and you follow him. He hold the pens in his hand and raise it above your head. He's way taller than you, so you can't reach them. "Cal, come on. I have work to do." "You can do the work later or tomorrow." He says and rests his free hand on your hip. "Calum. Stop. I have work." You groan. "I'm not doing anything to you." He laughs and goes back to where you were doing your work. You sit and he picks up your papers. "What's this? How to Kill A Mockingbird? Shakespeare? Ahh the classic, Romero and Juliet." He says and you snatch your papers back from him. "Stop cal. God you're annoying" "but you love me, look I'll leave you now, text me later." He gets up and kisses you. The librarian comes over and tells Calum that he has to leave because of his inappropriate behaviour and you laugh as he is escorted out the library.

Luke- "Hey baby" Luke says as he walks into the living and sits next to you on the couch. "Hey Lukey" You reply without taking your eyes off the television. "How was your day?" He asks. "It was good, I guess?" "You guess?" He laughs, "yeah, hey shush. This is a good movie." You tell him and he laughs. "So what did you do today?" "Nothing, shush" "someone's in a mood today." You groan and roll your eyes, "I just wanna know how your day was." He laughs. "It was good Luke." "Anyway, how you feeling?" You decide to just stop answering and maybe he'll stop asking. "Y/N?" No answer "Babe" no answer "BABY" no answer. "Y/N" Luke groans rather loudly. "What Luke? What could you possibly want that is so important?" You ask annoyed. "Nothing, just wanna make sure you're alive." He laughs "I like annoying you. Haha" you sigh and smirk, "Jack Hemmings wouldn't treat me like this." You laugh while Luke glares at you.

Michael-
He msgs you: Baby come over
To him: no, I'm busy
To you: nothing's more important than me
To him: Michael, I'll talk to you later.
To you: babe
*no reply*
To you: Baby
*no reply*
To you: I'm coming over.
*no reply*
You hear a knocking on your door and before you can open it Michael walks in and yells, "I'm home" you run downstairs quickly. "Michael, could you be any louder. People are sleeping." You say and take out a glass of water. Michael takes your glass of water and drinks it, "thanks, that saved a life. Who's sleeping upstairs?" You glare at Michael and refill the glass and drink it. "Children. Children are sleeping upstairs, Michael" "YOU HAVE CHILDREN!" Michael practically yells. "Mikey shush." "I WILL NOT SHUSH. I SHALL NOT BE QUIET" "Michael, seriously my baby cousin is sleeping upstairs, you need to be quiet." You say and smack his arm. "OHH SORRY!" He yells and you hear your baby cousin start to cry. You groan and look over at Michael who is grinning at you. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING." he says. You groan and walk up half the stairs then turn back to Michael and say "if you keep quiet until she goes back to sleep, I'll give you a blowjob." You haven't heard a peek from him since.

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A/N
Hey I'm back. This literally tok me like 3 or 4 hours to write cause I'm lazy af. What do you think?
Which was your fav? Tell me.
I wanna know.
You guys like my lame ass jokes in Ash's and what about Jack Hemmings in Luke's own? Lmao
Anyways I might (MIGHT) do another one tonight. I don't know.
I had the weirdest encounter today with an internet friend but I'm not gonna tell you guys about that cause it was nonsense.
I hope you guys had a good day or night.
Xx- Jay