Kimseonjen - Kim Seokjin

Two

'Hey. I've never actually caught your name before. You know mine is Jin, but what actually is yours?
'Mine is boring. You don't need to worry about mine.'
'But I would like to know.'
'Guess from my username.'
'Guess from that mess? How can I get a name from himsleepsnow? Like what does your username even mean?'
'That's for me to know and you to find out. I'm clever like that. I don't use my name for usernames.'
'Argh cleverish I guess. Do I know you? I feel like I do...'
'And in what name would make you say that?'
'Well definitely not your name.'
'Ah so funny I'm falling off my chair.'
'Ah I know right. Without sounding weird, we should meet up.'
'Already?! We don't even know each other! Plus we have only been talking for a day.'
'Yes true but still. I need to find out who you are.'
'Well I'm an actual person.'
'Wow I never knew... How old?'
'Sixteen. Yourself?'
'Seventeen. See not too old for you. Only problem is could you be able to handle my beauty.'
'Wait. Are you a guy or a girl?'
'I'm a guy! Yourself?'
'I'm genderless.'
'So mysterious! So meet up?'
'But how do I know you are not an old man! I can't just meet up with someone.'
'Bring a friend along so I won't kill you there and then.'
'Ah thanks for not killing me in front of my mates.'
'Welcome. I have to go because I need a good sleep to be perfect!'
'Okay then.'
'Bye!'
'Yep bye.'

I locked my phone. God that kid is annoying. I plug in my phone and drift off to a good sleep.