Hey, Neighbour (Josh Dun x Reader)[#Wattys2016]

a drunken night and a date

'YOU ARE SO LAZY,' Josh shouts at me as I knock on the door of Tyler's apartment.

'Hey, I'm just helping you with your pre-gym workout,' I wink and stare at the dozens of pizza boxes he's carrying.

Why do we need that much pizza for four people? I chuckle to myself as Tyler opens the door with a strange grin on his face.

'You are literally carrying nothing!' Josh exclaims as we walk into the small apartment to find Brendon with a bottle of beer in his hand spreading himself out on the sofa.

'OH LOOK WHO CAME AFTER FIVE HOURS,' he shouts at us placing his beer bottle next to the dozens of others on the coffee table.

'Shit! How much have you had to drink?' I ask looking around the room at all the empty bottles.

'A looooooot,' Tyler slurred, slinging an arm around me.

Just then my phone vibrated.

I gently peel Tyler's arm off of me and place it on his side carefully, patting him with great exaggeration. He nodded at me and jumped on the sofa, placing himself under Brendon's arm.

'Couple goals,' I roll my eyes as I check my phone.

Dallon
Hey, (y/n). I was just wondering if u wanna go out with me next weekend?

I stare at my phone in surprise.

Is he asking me out?

(y/n)
...as in like a date?

Dallon
yh as a date

(y/n)
sure :)

Dallon
great, I'll text you the the details X

I put my phone down to find Josh's hands wrapped around Brendon's throat.

'GUYS CHILL! I don't wanna be a witness of a murder crime!' I say, lifting my hands up.

'Sorry, just trying to get pizza back up his throat AND murder him the process,' Josh says, continuing on.

'Oh by the way, guess what? Dallon asked me out.'

Brendon jumped up from beneath Josh like maniac.

'YES! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT! YOU GUYS WERE MEANT TO BE, ILL BE THE BEST MAN AT YOUR WEDDING, THE GODFATHER OF YOUR CHILDREN, AND ITS ALL THANKS TO ME,' Brendon jumps up and down the room excitedly.

I reach into my pocket and slap him over the head.

'Here, take some chill,' I say as Beebo rubs his head and gives me a death stare.

'Oi, oi,' Josh says nudging me suggestively and wiggling his eyebrows, 'I thought you said you didn't like him.'

'But sometimes I lie Joshua, I'm sorry,' I held my hands up in surrender as he chuckles.

Tyler slung his arms around me once again and lifts me up.

'MY BABY IS GROWING UP!' he shouts as I give Josh a 'what the fuck look'.