Rants By Cookie

Painful&Precious

CAPTAIN AMERICA EDITION

First off,

Pre serum Steve

He's so smol

So tiny

So little

I love

Stucky.

Be like Falcon and ship Stucky

I love Stucky okAy

Steve Rogers + James 'Bucky' Barnes = Stucky = Happiness and proof true love exists

#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend bc tf yes

Like listen

Bucky 'died'

Heh the Winter Soldier? More like the Fall Soldier...

*cough*

Moving on,

And like here is Steve before and after Bucky fell (he fell bc Hydra)

Look at the squishy, untoasted piece of white bread

Now this is the same piece of white bread, but now toasted

BUT LOOK AT HOW ANGRY HE GOT AFTER BUCKY

Like this is rioght after Bucky

But okay so Schmidt was disintegrated, Steve had a date with Peggy, and then Steve was frozen for 66yrs it was a mess

But after all that

He meets the Winter Soldier

aka BUCKY FUCKING BARNES

Like the mask fell off and Steve was like "Bucky?"

And Bucky was like

Confusion

But Stuckyyyyyyy

I love

I haven't seen Civil War

Donate one dollar a day

One like = one prayer

Let smol child see civil war

adios