RANT

Trying

Okay, look. I had read somewhere that your first writings are gonna be a DISASTER (maybe).g
So, if I try to make this a disaster, it wont work.
Just like my bad puns.
You know, this happens just way too often. You try to do something, the exact opposite happens.
For example, me flirting,
Instead of trying to get them to like me, Im prolly gonna freak them out.
Lemme give you an example

Heyy fabulous
Your ears are beautiful
Like, they're so waxy.
Waxy is a good thing.
Just so you know, im fabulous.
So fabulous, you cant look away.
Love me please.
please
pLEASE-
I even wrote a poem for you
"roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two"
Yeah
It totally does.
But we can make room for one more if you want-
you know what, im not even gonna bother
imma stare at chu until you marry me-"

But I haven't even tried.

I wish i had a stalker. Stalkers are fabulous. Like me. Im not a stalker, but still fabulous.
If im ever being stalked:
Stalker: hey beautiful-
me: LA LA LA
stalker: hey beau-
me : OOH LOOK A UNICORN
stalker: what are you-
me: LA LA
stalker: Um-
me: HEY WHO'RE YOU? ARE YOU MY EGO PERSONIFIED?
stalker: okay BYE
Me: STALK ME FOR A LITTLE MORE TIME PLEASE
stalker: but i was not-
me: SHH. JUST DO IT, YOU LOVE MY FABULOUSNESS

And I guess that would be the end of that.

I guess I'll stop here for now, I'm bored too.
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