RANT

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This is not working.
Im gonna discontinue this thing...but in cant.
Oh well, i guess ill just use this to rant out my annoyance.
bUT-
Is there anyone in this world who genuinely likes family parties/functions/shit ?
(Me in family parties/road trips)
(Warning: involves a bit of swearing and foul language)
ME: im going to be a good girl
Me: oh hi person
Me: yeah nice to see you-
Me: what are you doing woman?
Me: woman you're too close.
Me: get away from me oml
Me: dont give me a hug-
Me: oh great.
Me: Yu sweaty little-
Me: im bored
Me: I wanna go home
Me: gimme food
Me: no I DONT WANNA EAT THAT
Me: LEAVE ME ALONE
Me: I HATE YOU
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME
Me: dont look at me
Me: dont touch me
Me: you can compliment me that's okay.
Me: *Runs around screaming like a maniac cuz Im forced to wear plastic*
Me: *Runs around screaming like a maniac cuz Im forced to eat solidified oil*
Sister: wtf calm your tits-
Sister: Oh wait, you cant CUZ YOU DONT HAVE ANY HUEHUEHUE
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *strangles the little piece of shit*

Me: IM SO BORED I COULD RAP
Me: OH WAIT I CAN'T
Me: Is this what slipping into depression is-
Me: Is this the end-
Me: ARE WE THERE YET?
Me: IM BORED
Me: FEED MEEEEEEE
Me: THE HIIIILLS ARE ALIIIIVE-
Me: I WONT STOP SINGING F*CK YOU
Me: I WONT HAVE FAMILY TIME WITH YOU F*CK YOU
Me: whAT
me: I WILL NOT WEAR THAT
Me: I WILL NOT EAT THAT
Me: i hate you MORE
Me: *tries to mumble prayers but can't cuz its to hARD*
Me: Leave me alone
Me: i dont know how to pray
Me: this is pointless
Me: I AM AN ATHEIST AND I SHALL NOT PRAY
Me: You want me to study nOW?
Me: I WOULD, BUT I SHALL NOT.
Me: NO I WILL NOT DANCE
Me: NO I WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOU
Me: NO I WILL NOT SIT NEXT TO YOU
Me: WHY ARE YOU SO SWEATY
Me: GOD I HATE YOU

Me: WHO ARE Y'ALL THO

Me: THIS HEAT IS GOING TO END ME
Me: WHY THIS HEAT
Me: GOD IM SORRY I LOVE YOU
Me: GOD PLEASE LET ME LIVE
Me:
Me: IM NO LONGER AN ATHEIST IF YOU GIMMA ICE CREAM
Mom: no no no honey ICE CREAM IS IMPRACTICAL
Me: what
Me: THERE IS NO MERCY IN THIS WORLD

Well that's enough ranting for now.
Until next time~
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