Well I-
Dude: hey babby
Me: wtf do you want ew
Dude: Lets do shit *uhhhhh*
Me: *strangles the little piece of shit*
Me: oh no he died
Me: Okay its a scuicide
Me: Money money money
Le police: Wai deed yu keel him?
Me: he was tryna do stuff to me
Le police: oh ok how deed yu keel him?
Me: i told him that what he was doing was illegal and he died.
Le police: oh what a good man ok ok ok
Me: and that's how you do it
Me: NA NA NA DIVA IS DE FEMALE VERSHUN OFFA HUSTLA-
YOU ARE READING
RANT
RandomWarning: The most random shit ever. I just want to be able to say "Guess what, I've written a book"
