"Gary! Gary! Look what I got!" Ash exclaimed as he burst into Gary's bedroom.
"Ugh, Ashy, it's only 10 in the morning, get out of my house," Gary groaned from his bed.
"Yeah! It's already 10 in the morning! And this isn't your house, it's-" Ash taunted.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. What do you have to-*yawn*- show me?" Gary stretched and looked over at Ash.
"You'll see," Ash flopped onto Gary's bed, pulled out his phone, and tapped an app called...Wattpad.
"What's that?" Gary asked, impatient.
"I said, you'll see!" Ash pouted as the app loaded.
"Okay, this is an app where people, uhm, write and read stories, like fanfiction and stuff like that." Ash scrolled through the home page.
"Yeah, so?"
"Well, I wrote a NaLu oneshot!"
"It's only got 2 reads,"
"Yeah, isn't it cool?"
"..."
"Wanna read it?"
"Uh...sure."
Natsu and Lucy kissed.
The End.
"Did you like it?"
"That was total crap,"
"Thanks!"
Gary rolled his eyes up at the ceiling and sighed. "What else do you have to show me?
"There are these things called ships, which are pairs that people want to be together. And apparently, a whole bunch of users ship our friend group!"
"Whaaa?"
"They ship everyone! There's lots of ship names. Ooh, Drew+May
are Contestshipping, and Paul and Dawn are-uhh-Ikarishipping? I think that's how you pronounce it... Oh, and Red-""Ash, do you really think I would be interested in this bull?"
"Just wait! I'm in a lot of ships! Misty and I! Dawn and I! Serena and I! May and I! You and I- wait, what?!?"
"That's it, I'm done," Gary slid off the bed and walked to the door.
"No, wait! Can I ask you a question?" Ash pleaded.
"Fine," Gary paused at the doorway.
"Uh...who do you ship me with?"
Silence.
"I think you should know already," Gary said quickly and swiftly walked out of the room.
Ash blushed furiously at Gary's comment. Then he got an idea. Gary always teases him, why shouldn't Ash tease him back?
"Hey, Gary?" Ash yelled. "Want to read some Egoshipping fanfics?"
A sound of breaking glass then came from the kitchen.
Ash chuckled and headed over to help clean up.
I originally wanted to make this Pokemon GO, but then lost motivation to write it. Then again, I lose motivation for everything.
Thanks for reading, voting, and commenting! Bai then!
~CD