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Spark #03

Spark #03: 50 Ways to Annoy the Sakamakis

Hey yo, I am back! Sorry for not updating in a while, I was worrying over my Chinese O Level Oral just the other day. I'm lucky to get such experienced and friendly examiners, they managed to make me feel at ease and talk to them like I do my own friends. ^^

I am close to finishing Diabolik Lovers and honestly... Their personalities aren't the worst from what I have encountered previously in the form of Jason/Yamori and Eddie 'The Groom' Gluskin. If you appreciate plot don't watch it, but if you're stuck not knowing what anime to watch next use this to pass your time. You can probably finish it within the day, 5-6 hours max, so take that into consideration.

I haven't seen a lot of this type of crackfic going around in the internet so I decided to do one myself, enjoy!

Note: I am not responsible for any blood loss or injuries, both permanent and temporary, or death. Diabolik Lovers doesn't belong to me, otherwise there'd be a bit more crack in it.

1) Steal Laito's fedora and blame it on Teddy.

2) Blast any Dubstep/Electro House song every single time Shu is about to fall asleep.

3) Replace the piano in the music room with a computer and a keyboard and then say, "What? It's still a keyboard, only the format's different. Or are you admitting to sucking at the keyboard?"

4) This should be obvious, but do whatever you want to Teddy.

5) And blame it on either Laito or Ayato.

6) Replace Shu's earphones with some cheap dollar store look-a-likes. (trust me, he's probably an audiophile)

7) Yell out 'Whoredelia's in the house!' every time Richter comes to visit, then point him in the direction of Laito's room.

8) Mess with all the chemicals in Reiji's lab and inject some lethal ones in everyone's food when they aren't looking.

9) Torture what torture? *shows them a gameplay of some of Outlast's most bloody, disgusting scenes*

10) Mimick Ayato's way of speaking every time he's within earshot.

11) Get one of them to throw you in the pool and swim to the other side. Then proceed to yell "I AM SORRY DID I DISSAPOINT YOU BY NOT DROWNING"

12) Bonus points if it's Ayato

13) Tell Ayato he puts our beloved ghoul Ayato to shame.