I literally RAN from the beach today. There was a Chinese woman sitting on the sun lounger next to mine, and I smiled at her to be polite. But when I looked back an hour later, she had white gloves on, and a hood over her head with slits for her eyes and mouth, I'm not even kidding, and she looked SO scary. I grabbed my stuff and ran for it, I swear, that could have terrified children. When I got back to the main pool there was a woman walking a goat around it, but I'd take that over the other woman.
