Pills and Buttons

Walking In

Roy had been convinced by Edward to stay the night in his room. This was hard to do on Ed's part. It took about half an hour of begging after what he pulled, but got Mustang to cave.

Riza hadn't come to wake them and Roy didn't hear her come upstairs. Nor did he hear the door open last night at around eleven. He got up about seven this morning, running a hand through his hair tiredly while trying to remember what the fuck happened yesterday. Noticing the bruise on Ed's collar, he smirked in memory and left it at that.

Still in the majority of his uniform, Roy gets up and changes into some dark jeans with a blue short sleeve. He kept on his dog tags, letting them fall into his shirt. Sliding on some slippers, he heads down to the kitchen and starts to make a pot of coffee. Before he could pour in the grounds, he noticed Riza's and a green jacket thrown carelessly across the back of the couch. Two pairs of shoes were also by the coffee table.

Following the trail of clothes, he peeked into the downstairs bedroom door's keyhole. He saw a back of creamy white skin splashed with bronze and blonde hair that cascaded in a loose ponytail, a huge scar running next to her spine. "Don't you think it's a little early, Fia?" Roy could hear Riza's voice and the other girl laughed.

"It's never too early." He heard a gasp and someone giggle and his face was redder than a beet. He wanted to move but couldn't. "Come on baby, say the words and I'm at your command."

Riza's voice was shaky. "You and your damn master kink."

"Dom yet not afraid to take orders. You tell me what you want, Milady." Fia must have been toying with her -- something Roy didn't want to hear or think about. He ran away from the door, making sure not to make any noise.

After a few minutes, Riza came out with her hair pulled up in a ponytail and some shorts on over a short sleeved turtleneck. Her neck had one dark bruise but Roy was a hundred percent sure there were more.

"I hope you don't mind that Sophie came over." Mustang rose a brow, watching as Riza made a kettle of hot water. She lit a back burner with a lighter, leaving it to boil as she got two tea cups. "She was in the area for a few days, needed a place to stay."

"Riza..." Roy didn't get to finish his sentence.

"She won't tell anyone where Ed is or anything about this place." She jumped the gun, not realising where Mustang was going.

"Oh, I know that. I was just gonna say that's a nice Hickey." He snorts, hiding it in his coffee mug. She was in complete shock, putting a hand up to her neck before slowly turning into a playful sort of angry.

"Sohpie Kessler Hailey so help me-!" Riza ran off where giggling was heard. Roy was trying to keep from laughing. "Why you, I told you not to mark me." He could hear Riza's loud voice from a few walls away.

"I'm sorry, babe I forgot." Sophie was something else, Roy would give her that.

"Forgot my --." Riza was cut off, the thought of what they were doing turning Mustang into a tomato.

"Hey Riza!" He could hear Fia whining when Hawkeye jogged out again. "Where's the tea?"

"Live saver." She whispered quietly so Sophie didn't hear. "Up here." She opened a cabinet door, noticing how far up it was. "Damn it." She was too short.

"Need a hand short stuff?" Fia was a 5'8" beauty, hair snug back in a bun. She had a baggy black shirt unbuttoned enough to show her bra strap and shorts that rode up her thighs. She had a British thing as she spoke, getting down the box of tea leaves. "Ey, Mustang." They fist bump when suddenly Edward yells. Roy races off, the tall girl on his tail. She had a revolver in the waist of her shorts.

Mustang opened the door to Ed's room to find him curled up in all the blankets, looking not unlike a scared puppy. "Roy?" Riza had followed too, and she disappeared with Fia downstairs. "Is that you?" Mustang stepped closer, wrapping him up in a hug.

"Yeah, I'm here." He planted a kiss on the crown of Ed's head, arm brushing the cold automail slightly.

"I got scared when I woke up and you were gone. I couldn't remember where I was and I thought you had been kidnapped and --." He gasps when Roy presses their lips together, his mouth caressing Ed's plush lips. After their tongues battled a moment, Ed pulled back to kiss his cheek and hug him. "I'm sorry for scaring you."

"No, it's okay. You were scared. I understand." He held the Fullmetal runt close. "I must warn you now, there is another person in the house. Riza's girlfriend." He gulped, licking his lips. "She's five eight, slender with brown and blonde hair. Her name is Sophie." Edward nods, resting his head on Roy's shoulder. "Call her Fia."

"Alright." His stomach growled lightly and Mustang laughed a bit. "I guess I'm hungry."

"How does pancakes and orange juice sound?" Hawkeye yelled from downstairs, secretly being a mind reader.

"Sounds great!" Edward called back, smiling softly. "But you," he stabbed a finger into Roy's chest, "need to get me some pants." He tugged on the shirt he wore, trying to cover the necessary areas. "Or at least some boxers."

"Give me a second, doll." Edward stiffens, blushing brightly as Roy moves to his drawers. One opens with a soft scratching sound, clothes being shifted. "I should really call Al and have him drop some stuff by."

"That would be smart of you Mustang." Ed smirks, yelping softly when Roy pulls him into his lap sideways.

"Test my patience Elric, see where it gets you." His voice was husky and dark, breath hot on Ed's neck.

"I might like where it goes." He felt hands ghost over his stomach, threatening to dip lower. His breath caught, and he whined lightly.

"Let's keep our previous arrangements shall we?" Roy slid some red boxers over Ed's feet, pulling them up over his junk before doing the same with some jeans. He grabbed a belt from beside of him, slipping it through the loops.

"Fine..." he was reluctant, but agreed with a huff. Roy stood him up, helping him keep his balance as he pulled up the clothes and tightened the belt so the pants didn't fall off and or down.

"Now, time for breakfast." He sniffed the air, the smell of melted butter tingling Roy's nose. "Smells like Riza got Sophie to do something other than tease her."

Edward paused a moment then began to blush. "Wait what did you just say?!"

"I said ' Smells like Riza got Sophie to do something other than test her patience'."

"That's not what I heard." Edward felt lips tickle his neck and he chuckled a little.

"Ignore what you heard and I'll be able to pretend to have not seen what I did see." He felt Roy shutter and pretend to gag.

"What did you see?" Ed was curious.

"Lesbians being sexual. I don't want to see it again."

I am so sorry I had to. It's 2:30 in the damn morning and this is what my brain is plagued with. DON'T KILL MEEEE. 😫