Sex Ed [l.h]

20 • virgin movies

Luke

Right on cue, I step into the grocery store the second time today. Stacy huffs before crossing her arms.

"Here to buy more condoms?" She sarcastically asks.

"No, I'm here to apologize. And possibly invite you to the movies with me when you get off work."

"Well I'm grounded, and I can only go to work and school." I scoff. "What?"

"Do you always follow the rules?"

"Do you always want your dick sucked?"

"Well played. Either way, it's not going to be me and you, I'm inviting my friends too."

"Who exactly?"

"Michael, Ashton, and Calum."

"Calum Hood?" 

"Yeah. Do you have some backstory with him or something?"

"He took Tora's virginity. And lent me a pencil."

"Well can I count on you for the movie date?"

"Sure."

Stacy 

Me: Luke Hemmings just asked me on a date fml

Tora: the fuckboy?

Me: no, the fuckman

Tora: he's bad for you babe. and aren't you grounded

Me: i can always sneak out

Tora: or ask your mom

Me: you're really not supportive of #Stuke are you?

Tora: you made your own ship name?

Me: babe u know I love you but please let me go on this date

Tora: YOURE GONNA LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY, ITS A PLAN STACY. d o n o t t r u s t

Me: well whatifiwannalosemyvirginitytoluke

Tora: STACY rOBINS STYLES WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

Me: Luke is so cute so what's wrong if I lose my virginity to him

Tora: HE USED YOUR VIRgINITY AS A GAME AND YOU STILL WANT TO GIVE IT TO HIM?

Me: okay but you gave your virginity to Calum

Tora: we don't speak of the past, Stacy

Me: so why can't i just fuck Luke at the movies

Tora: Stacy losing your virginity is a very special moment of life.

Me: I know but I'm still gonna do it. I don't wanna be the school virgin anymore and I think Luke likes me

Tora: legit he was dating Chloe just 10 mins ago and now you want to fuck him? what happened to your children?

Me: his maid has them

Tora: what about the fact that YOURE grOUNDED

Me: fuck the rules

Tora: FUCK LUKE HEMMINGS

Me: I WILL AND ILL BE A BOTTOM BITCH TOO

Tora: why be a bottom tho

Me: im an inexperienced top

Tora: by bottom butch.

Me: butch?

Tora: I MEANT BITCH SO BY HUNTY

Me: YOUVE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH DRAG RACE

Tora: BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

Me: TORA STOP

Tora: DONT BE A DRAG JUST BE A QUEEN

Me: k bye

Tora: bye baby ily